Site Announcements

Forum announcements such as guidelines, 'How to' guides will be in here. All suggestions/queries welcome. This is where you find out what exciting things we have provided for you. I can hear breath being held!

General

Another new season, another new manager, Robbie D returns and still no wingers. This Forum is for general CHELSEA TOPICS ONLY, any other team, add it in the Football forum.

1. Meeting Up

Match Chat

Pre, during and post match chat including MOTM votes and a chance to discover which player should be sold for having one bad game in 26.

Rumours

We are signing Nilmar for £20m. Maybe we aren't, he has just signed a new contract. Two days later - we are signing Nilmar for £35m. Maybe we aren't, he has just stapled his testicles to Brazilian soil. Two days later - we are signing the castrated Nilmar for £45m... and on it goes.

Chelsea Vintage

Chelsea 1905-2000 - the pre-Abramovich years! Share your memories of old games, players, away trips, and runs in with the old bill!

Reserves and Youth Team

Kakuta and McEachran have not abandoned their reserve/youth status and are now first team squad members. What is that you say? Kakuta has had a bad game - damn him, over rated swine - back to the ressies for him.

Butch's Prediction League

Butch Returns (which sounds a little like a film you wouldn't let your kids watch) with the 2011/12 BPL - a rollercoaster of emotion - all the tear, all the cheers...

1. BPL Submission

Football

City getting stronger, Arsenal getting weaker, Liverpool buying a collection of mid table team players - two out of three good news stories can't be too bad.

International

Roll up roll up and appreciate the fine art of three metre passes - dkw and ethical are at the front of the Spain appreciation society queue.

Match Streaming Forum

Match streaming? Do you mean free football coverage? Not round these parts your honour

The Shed End Lounge

All non football related chat. Keep the tennis chat to a minimum though - have a little decency.

1. Fun and Games

Music, TV and Films

Top 10s, great songs, favourite films, videos of Pans People... Block your ears if Sexelk posts a music video from youtube.

Internet, Computing & Gaming

Having PC problems, advice on broadband or just general chat about gaming. By internet we are not referring to Sweet Waffles's favourite pastime!

Newbies - Say Hello Here!

A forum for new posters to introduce themselves - a warning to any lads not of legal age - if G4 asks to meet you at Kings Cross station you can be sure of a very 'warm' reception.