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PloKoon13 last won the day on April 2 2017

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About PloKoon13

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  1. I wonder what the odds are on us breaking the record for 'most possession during any football match ever'
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    Eden Hazard

    What a poor use of server space
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    Following Our Nearest & Dearest Rivals, 2018/2019

    Someone at the pub asked me if I could do the Dele Alli eye thing a couple of weeks ago... I told him to f**k right off.
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    Following our ex`s...

    Sunderland have sacked Djilobodji: https://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2018/september/club-statement-papy-djilobodji
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    Marcos Alonso

    Interesting article discussing the prevalence of attacking left-backs over attacking right-backs: http://www.espn.co.uk/football/english-premier-league/23/blog/post/3618643/attacking-left-backs-like-benjamin-mendy-and-marcos-alonso-revolutionising-the-premier-league
  6. I put him in my Sun Dream Team because he was only £3.5m. For the sake of comparison - Kane/Salah were £8m each. It didn't seem like a huge risk considering he's likely to start more or less every game if fit.
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    Maurizio Sarri Officially Appointed

    They should never have banned smoking in stadiums - it used to be considered a sign of civilisation. Sarri should throw off the shackles of the nanny state and brazenly flaunt the anti-smoking rules, sod the fines. The one remaining pillar standing tall against all those who attempt to victimise us poor puffers and label us as degenerates. All will know the truth - that we are noble folk of far finer stock than these velvet-lunged virgins. I remember working the Leicester games when they were in the Champions League a couple of seasons ago. The away fans were hilarious - more or less all of them (including some of the children) were quite openly smoking. The stewards/coppers working the stand made a few feeble attempts to confiscate the fags of the people closest to the front, but there was really nothing they could do. A good time was had by all (except the cleaners, I imagine).
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    Jose Mourinho thread

    Clearly Eni Aluko has never read Hegel: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/sep/06/jose-mourinho-charming-insecure-chelsea-manchester-united-eni-aluko In all seriousness, this article is a cliché-ridden mess.
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    Following Our Nearest & Dearest Rivals, 2018/2019

    I have also just noticed that the forum no longer seems to censor the word 'bastard'. It's the Fall of Rome...
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    Marcos Alonso

    He is like some unholy chimera of Leighton Baines and Roberto Carlos. With the physical attributes of the former before anyone starts...
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    Pedro has always been a more natural goalscorer than Willian, and has always been a player who is prone to fits of top-notch goalscoring form (not entirely unlike Willian come to think of it - remember last spring?) I say make the most of it while he's still hot!
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    Following Our Nearest & Dearest Rivals, 2018/2019

    I still haven't forgiven that bastard for getting the equaliser against us in the CL group stages under Robbie D. If anyone is having trouble remembering that game, it was 'Oscar's only good match for Chelsea™'.
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    Maurizio Sarri Officially Appointed

    Get that man a spittoon!
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    Thibaut Courtois

    Translation: "I'm not being left on the bench because I'm sh*t"