|
"jeez, just saw Luiz & Fellaini together, it was like Woodstock!" |
On: Feb 11 2012 04:42 PM
|
Submitted by: Mod
|
|
"Years ago I did a Biology thesis on dog urination. I had to study dogs in Manchester for hours and watch which ones pissed on which lampposts." |
On: Feb 04 2012 05:28 PM
|
Submitted by: Mod
|
|
"Nice PR stunt, but on Sunday I hope Torres and Sturridge bend him over and wheel in Makelele's cock to f**k him with." |
On: Feb 04 2012 11:33 AM
|
Submitted by: Mod
|
|
"We tried to spend our way out of a crisis last winter and ended up paying 50m for a cardboard cutout of Torres." |
On: Feb 01 2012 12:38 PM
|
Submitted by: Castiel
|
|
"Mata was good until he got used to our style of play" |
On: Jan 31 2012 11:21 PM
|
Submitted by: moi
|
|
"
Heskey's headstone will read "Here lies Emile Heskey, sadly missed"
" |
On: Jan 28 2012 02:19 PM
|
Submitted by: moi
|
|
"Sturridge23: I read in the newspapers that Kevin De Bruyne is coming in Chelsea
mad_mac: Is he wearing protection?" |
On: Jan 25 2012 09:47 PM
|
Submitted by: moi
|
|
"On being asked the title of Graeme Le Saux's autobiography:
going sauxlo" |
On: Jan 18 2012 02:59 PM
|
Submitted by: moi
|
|
"sorry, I've just had to go out because a man who comes to work in my garden had brought me some wood" |
On: Jan 14 2012 03:49 PM
|
Submitted by: Mod
|
|
"the differences between a manager at 35 and that same manager at 65 will be a larger waistline, a thinner hairline and his interest in sex will be replaced with an interest in stamps." |
On: Jan 12 2012 10:27 PM
|
Submitted by: moi
|
Sign In
Create Account
