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[loz]

bluebyme

You are in luck

Mod started a new team at the beginning of this season but has said you are more than welcome to take overrunning his team as he hasn't got into it.

You have two options.

Eitheryou can set up an account and apply to join the league and offiically take over the team (badenblue and rahuldotchelsea have both done it recently so maybe one of them can tell you how to do it) or Mod has sent me his login ID and password so I can pass that onto you and you can just login using that (if you do that then you would be best to change the e-mail address on the profile)

Let me know

Loz

[mbh]

Which ever is the easiest, do not mind at all, thanks guys.

[loz]

OK I will send you a PM now with the details

[badenblue]

Loz can you sack players? and how do you sack them if you can? Cheers.

[loz]

Go to your team squad and then click on the name of the player you want to sack. That will open up a screen with detailsof the player. On the right hand side you will see a button saying 'Sack'

Click on that and then put a tick in the 'Verify Sacking' box and click on the Sack button

[dkw]

loz, on Sep 4 2009, 20:31 PM, said:

Go to your team squad and then click on the name of the player you want to sack. That will open up a screen with detailsof the player. On the right hand side you will see a button saying 'Sack'

Click on that and then put a tick in the 'Verify Sacking' box and click on the Sack button

how do i sack the manager of my team? hes bloody useless...

[loz]

dkw, on Sep 4 2009, 20:58 PM, said:

how do i sack the manager of my team? hes bloody useless...

We don't agree on much however this time...

[The Moos]

loz, on Sep 4 2009, 20:31 PM, said:

Go to your team squad and then click on the name of the player you want to sack. That will open up a screen with detailsof the player. On the right hand side you will see a button saying 'Sack'

Click on that and then put a tick in the 'Verify Sacking' box and click on the Sack button

Might add that you might not always be able to sack a player. Sometimes the club wont allow you and sometimes they refuse to leave because they want to end their careers at the club. Atleast I think it's like that.

[loz]

You can still sack a player if they want to stay, you just can't sell them. Ihave never had the issue where the club prevent me sacking a player.

[loz]

Mid Season Report


The streets were paved with young nubile lovelies all desperately hoping to be selected to bed Shed or Dead manager Loz to cekebrate his team's glorious return to the top of the table. The 'Sex Factor' has become an institution for virginal sixth form girls with no less than 92 of them being rewarded with a six minute contract as Loz's 'Knob Jockey'

All the talk so far this season has been about Loz's team, carefully constructed over years of success, youth development and team building exercises at the 'Tittie Twister' and Moo's team of expensively thrown together gold diggers with the footballing integrity and finesse of Adebayor being spit roasted by Joleon Lescott and Sol Campbell.

At the half way stage Shed or Dead are sitting at the top of the table on goal difference, their only defeat so far being at the hands of Rovers and entirely courtesy of a Scandinavian referee with the perigree on a par with a caravan park mutt whose mother was gang raped by a pack of wild dogs.

[Ruh Buh Juh]

It seems my team needs a slight re-shuffle...

[The Moos]

I'm sure I'll get banned for this but I think Loz is Platini. Not only do my team often get refs who are completely out of their minds but I have on two occasions witnessed teams fielding a weak team against Shed or Dead just so they can win the game.

[loz]

Deary deary me. What a pitiful demise in Moos managerial career - he was once as good as Bryan Robson.

[loz]

If you think the picture below has a familiar look to it you then you can pat yourself on the back for being correct






The mighty Shed, also known as the team mothers most want their daughters to date, have just clinched their sixth successive league title. OK there is still one matchday to play but they are a meaningless collection of games played out by also rans.

Another season will be kicking off within tow weeks or so so if anyone is interested in playing in the coming season let me know.

Ruhbuhjuh and Bluerahul - you haven't logged in for a while now. Can you let me know if you want your teams deleted.

Cheers
Loz

[loz]

It has been a while and I know from the thousands of enquiries I receve every week that you are all desperate to hear how the latest season is developing.

The table doesn't lie my friends



With just a handful of games to play the Mighty Shed, managed by people's champion Loz, sit proudly at the top as they close in on their seventh consecutive league title. Rovers, managed by the free spending but tactically naive Moos, have twice been in a position where the the destiny of the league was in their hands but, like Jamie Carragher, they showed less bottle than a cardboard recycling plant.

The Shed have a tough home game against Echoes tomorrow, win that and the title is in the bag as their last three games are against three of the league also rans.

In other news loyal Shed servant Even Krosby is to retire at the end of thos season at the ripe old age of 38. A testimonial will be arranged and tickets are now on sale. Send cheques payable to CASH to me at the usual place - tickets will appear somewhere at some time.


We have four managerless teams now if anyone wants to step in and join in next season.

[Andreas]

I would really want to step in for the next season!

[loz]

AndyCFC, on Feb 21 2010, 13:46 PM, said:

I would really want to step in for the next season!

Good man

Go to http://www.xperteleven.com/

and register on the site

I can't remember exactly how it happens but it should be pretty self explanatory. At some stage you will be asked to register with a league. Our league ID is 118938.

Once you haev applied to join that league then Michael (the ;eague admin) is notified of your request and he has to approve it.

At some stage it might ask if you want to take over an existing team or start a new team. The teams with no managers just no are

Sudden Death
The Underachievers
Chipschaps
GloryHole United

Not sure if you can jump straight in as they are managerless or if you need to wait for the new season to start (which is what you have to do if you start with a brand new team)

Cheers
Loz

[Andreas]

Im on it, cheers!


About to send application to take over Chipschaps.

Q, Am I allowed to change the team name?

Edited by AndyCFC, 21 February 2010 - 02:06 PM.

[loz]

No idea to be honest

[Andreas]

Ok, ill just keep the same name to be safe for now.