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[loz]

Another season goes by and the tale of the tape is as familiar as a thread where Saladdin finds another ridiculous reason to slate Paulo Ferreira.

The all conquering Shed or Dead, a club only second in the handsome league table to their sharp dressed manager, win another title and in doing so clinch their 10th title in a row.

Seasoned runners up Bruce for the Noose showed as much courage as Brian Laudrup when they threw away a 5 point lead with 4 games to play.






I will wait two weeks before starting the new season to see if we can encourage a few new players. Only 8 teams in the league now so could do with a few more.

If you want to join in

1. Register here http://www.xperteleven.com

You will receive an email after registering. In this email you will find a hyperlink which you must click on to activate your user account. You will be able to log on to the site and start playing once you have activated your user account.

2. Then log on and request to join the league with league ID 118938

Once you do that and I approve the request you will be allocated a team.

I can let you know how to play after that if you have any difficulty - it is very straight forward.

Cheers
Loz

[chelseabootboy]

loz can you stop taking my players to stringfellows before games!!

after a pony season i treated my players to a can of f**kall and ordered them straight to the training ground.

scoobyblue will join loz inbox him mate, hopfully my lazy overpaid players can manage mid table next season lol.

[loz]

Tell Scooby to PM me once he registers and I will look out for his request coming in so I can approve it.

[dkw]

I gave up once I realised it was ran like the Champions League, with loz`s team being the digital equivalent of Barcelona. Refs bending over backwards for him (on and off the pitch), ITS A DISGRACE!!!!!

[loz]

Which translates as 'dkw was rotten at it'

[footballoholic]

I have no idea how this works but if you're looking for someone to make up the numbers, thats me!

[loz]

Ruh Buh Juh

I have approved your application so you now have a team and can log in. I have challenged you to a friendly.



Footballoholic

It is very simple. You are given a squad at the outset of made up players (it isn't based on real players) and we play twice a week (Moday and Friday at 11am). You don't actually play the games so don't need to be logged in when the games are played. You just pick your starting eleven, pick the tactics they are to play (i.e. wing play, through the middle, long ball etc), what tactic they are to defend against (you need to try and guess what the opposition will play) and other things like that. Once you get used to it you can set up for a game in about 2 minutes.

There is also a transfer market you can use to buy and sell players.

It isn't more complicated than that. You don't have to faff around with players wages and all that sort of jazz.

[loz]

p.s. when you register and log in to your team there is a help page that is worth reading - doesn't take long to read

[dkw]

loz, on 16 January 2011 - 09:40 AM, said:

Which translates as 'dkw was rotten at it'

Yeah, well, you stink, and you house smells weird, and you cars crap, and and and stuff. So there.

To be honest I forgot all about it after one of the seasons where i did ok (I only did ok because people stopped playing i think) But yeah, I did suck at it.

[midlandblue]

congrats to you Loz, yet again you triumph and yet again my team fail in the final furlong. If we cant get enough "active managers" what are the chances of joining another league if agreeable?

[loz]

We have one new team now and probably one more on the way. I have a couple of people at work who might join as well.

It would be good to get ours up to say 14 as that way the league will last about 3 months. If we can't get it up within the next two seasons then maybe joining another league is an option.

[loz]

Correction - we now have 3 more teams so are up to 11.

Nibs and Blueskies teams now approved

[coombsie]

loz, on 16 January 2011 - 09:44 PM, said:

Correction - we now have 3 more teams so are up to 11.

Nibs and Blueskies teams now approved

Loz, do not expect much from Nibs. He is totally rubbish at any type of football manager game. Mainly because he was such a poor quality player himself !!! A bit like Bernard Lambourde becoming a good manager.....I think not !!!

[coombsie]

I've applied Loz !!!

[dkw]

coombsie, on 18 January 2011 - 12:46 PM, said:

I've applied Loz !!!

Youve applied loz on your what?

[coombsie]

dkw, on 18 January 2011 - 12:49 PM, said:

Youve applied loz on your what?

[Zeta Orionis]

Looks bloody complicated.

[loz]

Accepted you Coombsie - when you apply yourself you can go a long way - hence why I was walking oddlly today.

Blueskies - it is actually very simple once you have played a game or two. Let me know what you are struggling with. New league will start on Jan 31st so get a few friendlies in. I have challenged you to a game so next time you log in you will have a new message. Go into the message and accept the friendly.

[Tea Bar Boy]

I'm in if allowed ...............

[loz]

Approved TBB