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Ok, so AVB is in Glasgow today - Bloke from work was sat near him on the plane from Heathrow and has emailed me a picture of the two of them.

Come on Shed-end conspiracy theorists, let's be 'aving you!  What's going on????




My first thought is that he's gone up to give Burley a seeing to!

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He was up here to do the Scottish Cup draw. Rather that than looking to sign anyone from up here!

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And of course, the daily mail uses this as another reason to criticise us/him. Really can't do anythying without someone spinning it negatively.

Edited by BlueSkies, 09 January 2012 - 04:09 PM.


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For some bizarre reason he was up there to make the Scottish cup draw.

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The cup draw was just a cover up, he was actually planning to over-throw the monachy and give scotland back its freeeeeeeeeeeedom!

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Heard this on the radio the other day.... he is actually giving a speech to the FIFA candidates taking their coaching badges, and while up there doing the draw as well.

yawn yawn

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Bloke at work says he's a really nice and charming man, all unassuming and pleasant, even to plebs, and wasn't travelling first class either :)

What does that all mean?  The club's finances are buggered!.

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Means that FIFA were not paying for the trip... ! my guess would be the Scottish FA

Did he say there was anyhting wrong with his legs ? did he crouch down a lot ?

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If the Scottish FA were paying for the trip he was lucky he wasn't in with the baggage !!
Alan :wink:

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Actually he'd heard from Moi that Scottish lassies are a good shag

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View PostTim W, on 09 January 2012 - 05:58 PM, said:

Actually he'd heard from Moi that Scottish lassies are a good shag

Never having shagged a Scots lassie myself, I am not best placed to enlighten you on this, Tim W. But I'm sure Bigjockknew  knew- if only he were still here!

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View Postmoi, on 09 January 2012 - 06:56 PM, said:



Never having shagged a Scots lassie myself, I am not best placed to enlighten you on this, Tim W. But I'm sure Bigjockknew  knew- if only he were still here!

Ha! "Big Jock Knew", well played Moi although as I understand it wasnt exactly "wee lasses" Big Jock was interested in......As for what AVB was doing in Glasgow he's actually back at mine, beer in one hand in and a fat blunt in the other, he's now suggesting we get some powder???? The mans a maniac!

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What did the Fail say to put a negative spin on this?

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View Postmad_mac, on 10 January 2012 - 02:06 AM, said:

What did the Fail say to put a negative spin on this?
Let me try to imagine...

"What's he doing buggering around in Scotland? He should be slaving away making his terrible club better. And he better not take any holidays either, 'cause we'll be watching."

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That sounds about right

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A Daily Mail article popped up on my RSS reader saying exactly that, seems like they've removed it now that they've realised he did his coaching badges there (with Lippi)

Seems like the Metro stuck with it though http://www.metro.co....for-fa-cup-draw

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Well I can confirm that I for one am very wrathful over him daring to not spend 24 hours at the club, how bloody dare he have a life away from the trianing ground.

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My insider sources tell me that we've entered the race to sign Kris Commons.

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View PostPloKoon13, on 10 January 2012 - 10:54 AM, said:

My insider sources tell me that we've entered the race to sign Kris Commons.
Thats a possible Glasgow Evening Times headline :biggrin:

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View Postdkw, on 10 January 2012 - 09:41 AM, said:

Well I can confirm that I for one am very wrathful over him daring to not spend 24 hours at the club, how bloody dare he have a life away from the trianing ground.

dkw clearly stands for Dire Kneecapping Wrath!




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