Zeta's team that won't be picked by AVB but should be so fire him and hire me instead:

Since we have no wingers, Ivan and Bertrand to play pretty much as wing backs and I want them getting right to the byline to get some crosses in, noen of this stopping halfway inside their half and crossing bullsh*t, that just makes it harder to score from as the striker needs to generate more power in their header themselves. Romeu and Essien playing as deep-laying midfielders, dropping into defence when the wingbacks go forward. One of Lamps and Ramires to drop back to slightly to cover, the other to get forward and support Mata and Sturridge. Mata has a free role to go wherever he likes and Sturridge should stay as far forward as possible, on the defenders shoulder, looking for through balls from Mata or Lamps. Luiz may go on
one mazy run through the opposition and attempt to score, but only one.
If things are going badly, introduce Torres for Romeu or Essien and go 1 sitting midfielder farther back and 2 up front, with Mata still drifting around behind them. If it's still going badly, it's Kalou-time.