6 month contract for lampard

[JT_<3]

for: I'd love to see one of my all time favorite players back

against: If him and terry both retire at the end of the season i won't be able to handle my crying

[Argo]

22 hours ago, Devil Dog said:

but seriously...six month contract...low wage...coming off the bench to do a job to see a win out...yeah why not...chelsea legend...lets see him finish his career at the blues. 8 #retiretheshirt

1-11 should never be retired.

[didierforever]

He wont be eligible for a medal unless he plays 10 games, right?

Sorry but thats just not right. Absolutely love the guy, make no doubt about it, but this is professional football. Cant seriously be selling deadwood like Oscar, mikel, thinking about not giving an extension to Iva and JT, but on the other hand signing a 38 year old Lamps as a Sub. Just not right on many levels.

[DonAntonio]

bring back zola on a 10g ames contract so he can get a medal, Abramovich in goal once we are 20 points clear 

[BellettiBullet]

On 25/12/2016 at 04:15, PloKoon13 said:

Well what's Lampard done for us really?

Anyone can score against f**king Bolton, Liam O'Neil (who I can only reasonably assume is Gary O'Neil's even sh*tter brother) managed it last week.

This sounds like that Monty Python's Life of Brian joke. Apart from the title-winning goals, being our top scorer of all-time, being a homegrown English talent, making over 600 appearances for our club, captaining us to the Champions League win, consistently being one of the best midfielders in the Premier League, scoring countless important goals, being a reliable penalty taker, providing numerous quality assists, having a great relationship with our fans and being Chelsea through and through...

 

...WHAT HAS FRANK LAMPARD EVER DONE FOR US?

Edited December 28, 2016 by BellettiBullet

[Hemel Blue]

Conte is proving to be a very astute man.I am certain he will include Frank and JT in his backroom staff in the future.

[yorkleyblue]

19 hours ago, BellettiBullet said:

This sounds like that Monty Python's Life of Brian joke. Apart from the title-winning goals, being our top scorer of all-time, being a homegrown English talent, making over 600 appearances for our club, captaining us to the Champions League win, consistently being one of the best midfielders in the Premier League, scoring countless important goals, being a reliable penalty taker, providing numerous quality assists, having a great relationship with our fans and being Chelsea through and through...

 

...WHAT HAS FRANK LAMPARD EVER DONE FOR US?

Whooosh!

[BellettiBullet]

On 29/12/2016 at 20:03, yorkleyblue said:

Whooosh!

It didn't go over my head. I got the joke. That was just my attempt at referencing Monty Python because the conversation beforehand had reminded me of a scene. Apologies if anyone was thinking I was having a dig at users for not appreciating Lamps' contribution. I was just trying (and failing) to be funny ha ha.

Edited December 30, 2016 by BellettiBullet

[moi]

On 29/12/2016 at 10:33, yorkleyblue said:

Whooosh!

I remember being totally mortified the first time YorkleyBlue whooshed me!

[yorkleyblue]

But you liked it anyway :)

[moi]

6 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

But you liked it anyway :)

And I got over it very quickly!! (with the help of a wee dram!)  SEE - you turned me to drink!

[Valerie]

I've never been whooshed by Yorkley. He's bought me a few pints though, so he's turned me to drink as well 

[Ballack & Blu]

I've been here long enough now, and I never have had the privilege myself...

[Valerie]

Not that we're going off topic or anything 

[Ballack & Blu]

Lampard for Prime minister...

[AlexTommo]

I've never been whooshed either... nothing goes over my head.

My reflexes are too fast.

[Beerqueen]

17 hours ago, Valerie said:

I've never been whooshed by Yorkley. He's bought me a few pints though, so he's turned me to drink as well 

He's bought me beer too - I'm beginning to see a pattern here!