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[sweet waffle]

Talk about going down a division.

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[andy]

He is a real man.... it is not quality it is quantity  {SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif

[bjd]

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VOMITED in a girl’s car — then said she should feel “privileged”;

id be lying if i said i didnt snigger at that

[coco]

She forgot to say that ......

After 20 minutes of huffing & puffing she realised she had made the wrong decision......
and phoned Bridgey up as a replacement !

[The Brit]

can I just repeat what a great business deal we did when we paid £5m and sent gallas to n. london to get this idiot...can grant please make bridge first choice

[loz]

As much as I am not keen on Cole I think maybe we need to have a little perspective on this one - the perspective being 'it's a kiss and tell in The Sun', that being a pseudonym for 'total b*ll*cks'

[bonetti]

He might be a tool but thats got nothing to do with the bolox on the Sun

[sweet waffle]

"loz":1f3o1u6z said:

As much as I am not keen on Cole I think maybe we need to have a little perspective on this one - the perspective being 'it's a kiss and tell in The Sun', that being a pseudonym for 'total b*ll*cks'

Yeah, I'm inclined to believe it's a load of bullsh*t to be honest, I meant to write that in my original post but I was pushed for time this morning. Here's a picture of Ashley's wife looking filthy to make amends.

[Liam]

Another classy piece of journalism from the Soaraway Sun. Little details like the spanking leaving a mark of his ring on her buttocks. Gives new meaning to the term ringpiece.

I like the image of him beavering away with his little tool only pausing for the occasional puke.

Sums him up for me.

[Lofty]

"That tart in the sun":3bjgswvm said:

But it was a big mistake and I regret it. I feel so sorry for Cheryl. I’d drunk too much and went along with what he wanted. Now I feel really guilty. She should know what he’s really like.

Yes of course she regretted it. She regretted it so much she sold the story to the S*n for every penny she could get her greedy stinking f**king whore's hands on.

[Jimboola69]

...not that he's gay of course....oh no!!!!   {SMILIES_PATH}/smack_head.gif

[dreadis]

After just first two words of this "article" I started laughing!! "Pretty blonde"?????? Where is that prettiness?? Maybe for Avram Grant or extremely pissed Cashley...but, she's as ugly as an Orc! {SMILIES_PATH}/nono.gif !!  

p.s. Don't mind Cashley being on the sidelines now...Bridgey was always my favorite one!!!  

[The Brit]

this is an embarassment to the club....the extent of the coverage means they will get monster sued if it's not true...therefore...
question is should we sell this idiot in the summer

[BLUENUT]

Ashley Cole epitimises everything wrong with the modern-day footballer.


The 'bling bling' lifestyle
The semi famous talentless girlfriend
Left his boyhood club for arch rivals over money
AND The ignorance to keep screwing it up..........

I'd prefer a leftback who plays computer games dressed as a storm-trooper over this little prick anyday.......

[Maksimov]

"BLUENUT":3czi509e said:

I'd prefer a leftback who plays computer games dressed as a storm-trooper over this little prick anyday.......

Wayne Bridge? {SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif

[BLUENUT]

At least he'll keep his helmet out of trouble {SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif

[Elliott]

I have to say a few things here;

1. For all women who desperately chase after footballer playboys and Gucci accessories, well, you are twats. This is what happens. No-one gives a f**k about you. You are just another number, and for Cheryl Cole, well, I hope you do leave him because the guy is a top w**ker, but as we all know, you probably wont, because ‘you love him’ and ‘he would’nt do anything like that’..
No. Of course not.
2. And for Ashley Cole; You should know better.
Again, you probably don’t give a f**k because you are under some sort of illusion that you are 50 Cent or Snoop Dogg, which means that you make your own rules; but you’re not. You are just an over-rated footballer, who think’s faaaaaar too highly of himself. EVERYONE thinks you’re a c**t.
3. Oh, and one last thing; If indeed you didn’t use a condom, because ‘You don’t do that sh*t’, then, I hope you get knob rot. A really farking horrible version.

[bonetti]

"Elliott":la1o5s71 said:

3. Oh, and one last thing; If indeed you didn’t use a condom, because ‘You don’t do that sh*t’, then, I hope you get knob rot. A really f**king horrible version.

That is, unless Bridgey is injured and we need a back stop

[Tommy Power]

i can honestly say that ashley cole is the only chelsea player i have ever disliked, even without this story he is just a total f**king w**ker

damn fine wife tho  {SMILIES_PATH}/AvingYa.gif