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Forum announcements appear here.  Like a firm hand, cast in leather, in many back alleys of Eastern Europe they keep you in line, but at a fraction of the cost. Any downtime or updates on The Shed End Forum will be posted here. Also if you have problems using any of the Chelsea forums, throw us a post in here.

Don't be shy newbies. It wasn't that long ago that youlots was a odious little English wannabe - now he is a little taller. Welcome yourself to our Chelsea community here, pull up a chair, pour out a drink and tell us where you're from and when you started to follow Chelsea FC. Any of your favourite Chelsea players? What you like to do? Anything! This forum is your oyster Noobs!

OK we are a crooked, we buy kids in a way that puts Gary Glitter to shame and we are as big on equality as Hitler at a bacon buttie party. That aside we are charming...and at least not scouse. All Chelsea chat is in here that isn't covered in the forums below. Chelsea player topics, any news at Chelsea FC, this is your go-to!

The game is over, we have 98 problems and a left back is 58 of them, the other 40 are something to do with pivots - I really wish I had paid attention at Excel courses. All Chelsea match chat is in here. Can't get to the game and want to follow what is happening? You have something to say on a Chelsea match? This is the forum for it!

Want a ticket? Flogging one?  This is the very place for you.  Face value only though - this isn't f**king Liverpool and there are only so many seats in a stadium. 

Sweet, we can buy players again - now to get rid of all these damn kids - it's been like an episode of Byker Grove at the Bridge recently.  

Chelsea pre Roman - when we were nothing more than a flower show and a poor alter-ego name for your 'cousin'

Aargh the youth team...it has only taken us 114 years but we've finally remembered we have one.

The Shed End's long running prediction league. It used to be easy to win it in the Mourinho days (though I never did) - bit harder now.

Who do you hate most, Spurs, QPR, Millwall or Liverpool?  OK you also had cancer, necrophilia and Jimmy Saville to choose from but I think we can all understand why you chose Spurs and Liverpool.

International football, where your team's players get injured and fat England fans with bad tattoos prove they are as just as bad at throwing chairs. Anything International Football related is in here. World Cups, Euro's, you know, all those sh*te international weekends where there is no proper football.

If football doesn't float your boat, much like the French at the Battle of Trafalgar, then this is the forum for you. That said you will be deemed a leper of modern society.

Stuff that passes the time when the footie isn't on. What bands are you off to see? What are you watching? Any new films coming? Let everyone know in here. 

Geeks apply here! Any questions to resident Nerds? Any new games coming? What are you playing at the moment? It's all in here.