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Forum announcements appear here.  Like a firm hand, cast in leather, in many back alleys of Eastern Europe they keep you in line, but at a fraction of the cost. Any downtime or updates on The Shed End Forum will be posted here. Also if you have problems using any of the Chelsea forums, throw us a post in here.

Don't be shy newbies. It wasn't that long ago that youlots was a odious little English wannabe - now he is a little taller. Welcome yourself to our Chelsea community here, pull up a chair, pour out a drink and tell us where you're from and when you started to follow Chelsea FC. Any of your favourite Chelsea players? What you like to do? Anything! This forum is your oyster Noobs!

Christ we are almost likable again. OK Spurs fans hate us, as do the unwashed of Liverpool, West Ham aren't keen on us, QPR despise us and Millwall piss in our grandparent's flower beds. But other than that, we are borderline tolerable!

We had 98% of the possession, lost 3-2 and whilst we know the defence was sh*t what's really crucial is to give every midfield position an Italian sounding name and wonder whether Jorginho or Kante can play it better.

Want a ticket? Flogging one?  This is the very place for you.  Face value only though - this isn't f**king Liverpool and there are only so many seats in a stadium. 

Minted again. Back in the transfer business. Outbidding rivals...aarghh it takes you back, Glen Johnson signing next week.

Chelsea pre Roman - when we were nothing more than a flower show and a poor alter-ego name for your 'cousin'

Aargh the youth team...it has only taken us 114 years but we've finally remembered we have one.

The Shed End's long running prediction league. It used to be easy to win it in the Mourinho days (though I never did) - bit harder now.

Who do you hate most, Spurs, QPR, Millwall or Liverpool?  Anything that involves Football other than us, it goes in this forum.

International football, where your team's players get injured and fat England fans with bad tattoos prove they are as just as bad at throwing chairs. Anything International Football related is in here. World Cups, Euro's, you know, all those sh*te international weekends where there is no proper football.

If football doesn't float your boat, much like the French at the Battle of Trafalgar, then this is the forum for you. That said you will be deemed a leper of modern society.

Stuff that passes the time when the footie isn't on. What bands are you off to see? What are you watching? Any new films coming? Let everyone know in here.

Geeks apply here! Any questions to resident Nerds? Any new games coming? What are you playing at the moment? It's all in here.