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OK we are a crooked f**kers, we buy kids in a way that puts Gary Glitter to shame and we are as big on equality as Hitler at a bacon buttie party. That aside we are f**king charming...and at least not scouse.
The game is over, Willian was sh*t and Kovacic made you miss Bakayoko - thank f**k we can replace them now the season is over...oh...
Want a ticket? Flogging one? This is the very place for you. Face value only though - this isn't f**king Liverpool and there are only so many seats in a stadium.
I say one thing for the transfer ban, it has kept the contingent liabilites in Roman's balance sheet to a record low. That said I did hear a rumour we were to blame for Chernobyl.
Chelsea pre Roman - when we were nothing more than a flower show and a poor porn name for your 'cousin'
Aargh the youth team... for us nothing more than a place to dump Winston Bogarde, yet for the likes of Celtic it is a breeding ground.
The Shed End's long running prediction league. It used to be easy to win it in the Mourinho days (though I never did) - bit harder now.