OK we are a crooked f**kers, we buy kids in a way that puts Gary Glitter to shame and we are as big on equality as Hitler at a bacon buttie party. That aside we are f**king charming...and at least not scouse.
Want a ticket? Flogging one? This is the very place for you. Face value only though - this isn't f**king Liverpool and there are only so many seats in a stadium.
I say one thing for the transfer ban, it has kept the contingent liabilites in Roman's balance sheet to a record low. That said I did hear a rumour we were to blame for Chernobyl.
