OK we are a crooked, we buy kids in a way that puts Gary Glitter to shame and we are as big on equality as Hitler at a bacon buttie party. That aside we are charming...and at least not scouse. All Chelsea chat is in here that isn't covered in the forums below. Chelsea player topics, any news at Chelsea FC, this is your go-to!
The game is over, we have 98 problems and a left back is 58 of them, the other 40 are something to do with pivots - I really wish I had paid attention at Excel courses. All Chelsea match chat is in here. Can't get to the game and want to follow what is happening? You have something to say on a Chelsea match? This is the forum for it!
Want a ticket? Flogging one? This is the very place for you. Face value only though - this isn't f**king Liverpool and there are only so many seats in a stadium.
