Valerie

I want those w**kers crushed, they caused my first Chelsea grief in the FA Cup final of 1994 

Just now, Munkworth said:

You’d just have to move on to the next manager. If Rafa came back you’d be in the negatives!

I would back Scolari returning to prevent that, Europa League trophy or not 

Just now, Brutos said:

People just need to chill and don’t take things too seriously we all here because of one thing over Love for CFC.

Who?

28 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

He’s a vegan I do believe so he’ll die of malnutrition soon. Don’t get too attached. 

Dead means he'll be even thinner  That would mean a complete recalibration of my TT measurement system! Someone shove a feeding tube up his nose!

To bring the thread back on topic, I can't imagine my life without Tuchel now. I measure everyone, including myself, to his skinny frame. At the start of the year I felt like 3 TTs, now that I have exercising again I feel better, surely I must be back to 2.2 TTs. My neighbour however has grown to at least 4 TTs, he must gain 1 TT every fortnight.

O stop it, this is getting very tedious.

6 minutes ago, Argo said:

If that's legit then my word, their standards go further in the gutter with every passing day.

Available in children's sizes from £ 200?

17 hours ago, evissy said:

Love this interview. Fair play to Rio as well. 

It's uncanny how Tuchel's intonation and way of laughing while he talks reminds me of my German uncle 

Enjoyable interview. He seems to talk more 'tactical tech' than most managers. Interesting how he emphasise how the players should respond on the pitch. 

10 hours ago, just said:

It's ironic in a way. Our two best results this season have both come in Spain!

 

Yesterday was Substitute Spain 

It's funny reading the posts in the match chat and this thread during and after the match. During the match everyone was up in arms about our endless passing, now it's a mark of TT's brilliant tactics 

6 hours ago, Spiller86 said:

I'd take him as our manager in a heartbeat. Reason they are winning La Lisa by 6 points against some pretty good teams.

We won thanks to a Giroud masterpiece but let's not get carried away. Similarly they lost thanks to one mistake. Still a long way to go in the tie.

You're right of course, but let's savour our win over those diving c**ts!

8 hours ago, Munkworth said:

I’m guessing @Valerie fell asleep...

I did   Imagine waking up to a win 

4 minutes ago, dkw said:

Not even key lime pie?

I never had key lime pie. 

And I want Pulisic on in the second half (just thought I'd get this thread back to the match).

14 minutes ago, Gol15 said:

Havertz there unmarked around 10 yards from the goal... Mount must do something this game he can't waste any more openings.

Havertz?

Oohhh Timo showing some skill there.

A shot from outside the box, wow!

Ah sheez, one big chance for them and 5 seconds later one for us.

Quite lovely that Azpi matched the colour of his anti-bite device to our away kit. I can't wait to see us play in our third kit now.

1 minute ago, Malta Blue said:

 

On a semi unrelated note....its going to be a long night

The first 3 minutes were very scary, I want this to be over already 

2 minutes ago, JM7 said:

So what’s the topic of conversation gonna be tonight? Sausage rolls? Bakery? Beans?

Tapas.

9 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

I'm going pink.....nice to see you on time tonight

Pink, hmmmm, possible, possible...

To be honest, I just want to sleep at the moment, I'm shattered after a few nights bad sleep. That reminds me: @Munkworth, how do you like your new bed paraphernalia?

5 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Maybe you can turn his luck around with a bit of sock chat?

Lately I've been wrong with my colour prediction, all the lovely pinks and turqoises turned into dull black. Uefa is against me 

So black socks tonight probably, ugh...

1 hour ago, carrickblue said:

not optimistic about this. if we come away with a clean sheet it'll be amazing, if we manage to score a couple it'll be miraculous

Come on Chelsea! 

I wanted to predict a 2-0 loss on the club's Play Predictor, but the game makes you chose a first Chelsea scorer (or I haven't figured out yet how to skip that), so I went for a 2-1 loss instead   Priceless away goal in the bag!

33 minutes ago, Stickyjock said:

A link is no good for me, I've nothing to watch it on, cheers though

You are now officially the worst off forum member, I hope you can find a way to watch the match.

10 minutes ago, abramovich said:

So the o's are embraces and the x's are kisses? Are we going to love them into submission?

8 hours ago, Bluesince66 said:

Match day,major test for the boys,but I for one don't feel we are totally out of the tie,as Greavsie said "Footballs a funny old game".

The club's art department is really enjoying themselves, the stories we could weave with this