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A completely believable scenario Slojo except it will be our very own fan favourite, Mr Goals himself, Ross da Boss, who buries yet another one in the back of the net and we both implode with the joy of Barkley. Amen.

I get it venom, you rate Jorginho, I don't, and we will probably never see eye to eye on that. But has "hardly had a bad game" ? You can't be serious with how he has been performing recently? Alan Shearer made the specific point, and provided video clip examples, in the Man U analysis about how Jorginho doesn't read danger well and fails to close down the opposition quickly, frequently leaving our centre backs exposed. He was spot on.

I can't recall if Bakayoko ever got booed? Exactly the same circumstances as Jorginho. Came with a big price tag, looked very decent at first, and then performances just got worse and worse. I don't think Jorginho is anything special at all as player, and I don't think he fits the EPL, but I can't see what booing him or any of our players achieves.

Mr Goals otherwise known as Ross Barkley.

Well he was replacing a goal-scoring fan favourite in Ross Barkley!

Well you didn't last long.

You mentioned short "passes" I asked for two things other passing. World class speed of touch and movement off the ball. No, I don't think so. Might have looked that in Italy, a slower tempo less intense league, but certainly not seeing it here. In fact his lack of quick movement is one of the major factors in him being unable to deal with the close, man to man, press. He isn't world class in anything IMO. Fabregas in his prime was.

Funny you posted that as a good mate and fellow Chelsea fan said to me this week that the ultimate realisation of Sarriball is 100% possession stats but a 0 - 0 score.

Spiller I'd like you to forget the word "passing" and tell me two other things you believe Jorginho does well. Just two. If Pep picked him for the Citeh starting XI instead of Fernandinho, who does have assets other than "passing" , then they would be a considerably weaker team.I would love to see Jorginho in their midfield rather than ours on Sunday.

Then what the hell does he do Coco? And if you he say he "processes the ball" I will cross you off my Xmas card list. He doesn't attack, he doesn't defend, he doesn't run with the ball, he doesn't tackle, he doesn't head the ball, he doesn't score goals, he doesn't stop goals.... He points alot, I'll give you that.

And posters on here say Mourinho only played defensive football! Did they ever watch any of these games? If only Sarriball looked this fast and exciting.

I actually preferred Damien Duff to Arjen Robben. Robben was exciting but he wasn't exactly the bravest soldier in the fort. Duffer was a great winger who could do both.

And they're just as obsessed with us.That's down to history fella. Come and live where I do and you'd get it. Com'on now cuppa let's hear you .... "We hateTottenham" PS: we haven't lost to Tottenham home and away in the league for 48 years. If Sarri blows that record next week, with the same type of football he is serving up now, the fans really will go for him. Big time.

It was a toss up between Higuain and Zappacosta. When was the last time we had two such magnificent examples of the shiny bald patch on the team together! At last a footballer's hairstyle I can copy.

That's because we usually only have one or two players in the box surrounded by half the opposition team.