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Hopefully thats not our Maja signing.

Hopefully thats not our Maja signing.

Hopefully thats not our Maja signing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/1159783557977563136

https://mobile.twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/1159783557977563136

You right. 

Moussa Dembele😉

Kyabram, near Echuca.

Nor could he find the Jade Monkey. Useless bastard that he was.

I understand your feelings.  It looks bleak on paper.  And we may indeed have to suffer through a really bad season to get to the point where we can move forward.
On the positive side, I have a relative calmness for this time of year, because I don't have to read the ridiculous daily stories linking us to every available Tom, Dick, or Sven.  And with Cech back and rumored Lampard team taking over, what appears to be a new & different direction.
There are reasons to be optimistic in the face of apparent negativity.  

Use Ampadu instead.

My first embedded tweet! Nice one special one

What's a joelinton? Sounds like a plumber from Halifax, "Joe Linton and sons, we unblock anything...." 

Has anyone actually bothered to consider the fact that Kante might be enjoying himself trying to learn a new set of skills and improve himself as a footballer?
I mean I don’t just cook sausage & mash at work everyday because I’m good at it. I try to develope new dishes, techniques etc. until I’m comfortable at it and move on to the next thing.

Peep Show: I remember when this was originally shown on TV and for some reason I didn't really take to it. I started watching the first series again recently and boy was I wrong. What a brilliant sitcom.
Another series I was completely wrong about at first is Only Sunny in Philadelphia, I gave up on it about half way through season one and came back to it about 5 years later, but to be fair the first season is pretty shaky. Everything from season 2 onwards is great.

Brilliant dribbler though... 

Haha posters think Spurs would sell us a player.

Haha posters think Spurs would sell us a player.

Haha posters think Spurs would sell us a player.

Well I have a new holder for my dirty spoons at work now the Head Chef has gone home...

None of those signings were attainable for various reasons, and it has nothing to do with the board.
- Vidal: When was the last time a player left Bayern when they don’t want to sell? 
- Nainngolan: He has publicly come out & admitted he had an offer from Chelsea but he loves Italy & wasn’t willing to move.
- Veratti: Wasn’t it Barca that tried unsettling Veratti that led to their owner activating Neymar’s release clause? 
- Koulibaly: De Laurentis is a hard negotiatior & it will take a very stupid bid to sell him. We were in for him, and the owner refused to sell him to any one. Juve paid £75m for Higuain in 2016 which was a stupid fee then, we would have had to match it.
- Sandro: We were in for him but he never showed any desire to leave Serie A. You can’t just keep bidding upwards without any encouragement from the player. 
- Roberto: Conte wanted to play him in a wing back role like Chamberlain, and he preferred a central role. That is on Conte & his formation.
- Bonucci: He was only willing to move within Italy, something to do with his son.
- Chamberlain: The board agreed with Arsenal, but he wanted a central role which he now has with Liverpool. Conte wanted him as a wing back.
- Belotti: Torino wanted to sell him for €100m after one season. Going by his performances this season, it would have been a bad signing.
- Danilo/Walker: Pep is a bigger draw than Conte, and both players only wanted to play for him. Danilo has been poor 
Explain what the club could have done better

Some embarrassing stuff being written in here, I suppose brakeit is right though, how can conte hope to beat the likes of Bournemouth and West ham at home when only being allowed to sign 5 or 6 international players, the poor sod. 

And the excuses just keep coming. He doesn't give a toss, he gave up months ago after whinging like a little girl not getting what she wanted for Xmas for months, it's pathetic and frankly I wouldn't miss him one bit as I prefer a manager that makes the best of a situation using his skills instead of just giving up.