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Sorry to disappoint you, Richard, but I am fairly sure Aldi's don't give out vouchers for 200 smackers.

Oh, Lord Stark, we may have missed some words of wisdom from Strider! Lawksamussy! Also, I posted a brilliant Tom Lehrer song, which has fallen through today's black hole. I am inconsolable.

Thank you for the warning, Lord Stark. Please let us know if you need financial contributions towards the cost. And thank you for all your hard work. X

I can vouch for the veracity of @yorkleyblue's assertions. He is as loyal to Chelsea as he is to his wife Ermyntrude. How many times have myself and my young friend Valerie tried to tempt him from the paths of righteousness? Val with her direct approach of "Fancy a shag, me old mucker?" And me with my slightly more circumspect " Well, young man, care to indulge in a game of houghmagandie? " Does he respond with enthusiasm? Does he nick! He says "f**k off, you dopey Dutch trollop. Get knotted, you soppy Scotch harlot. " And he races back to the arms of his beloved Ermyntrude. Such is also his devotion to Chelsea.

@jack h Yes, I started watching that again the other night. I was convinced the first time that both he and his rather simple nephew were innocent, and I am even more certain now. Steven is guilty of not being a very attractive personality, and of coming from a "white trash" background. Neither of these is a crime. P.S. We are Shedenders, not Sheddites!

@Luciana Ferrari Ignore @Munkworth he is just a cheapskate! @Mod Stark is worth far more than that! But @coco is very kind. I'm sure he will help you. Good luck.

Has anyone here ever seen an excellent film from the nineteen nineties called At Play In The Fields Of The Lord?

In that case, I am sure you will enjoy this.

Ooh yes @Boyne this was the concert I was at. If you get a shot of the audience and you see a devastatingly gorgeous brunette in the middle of the front row of the balcony, that'll be moi!

But I love the idea of censoring wrongly used apostrophes!! And "I would of" instead of "I would have" deserves a four hour ban!

Bloody help, BQ I thought my favourite Bluebeard had returned. It has always amused me that f**k is asterisked and Bugger isn't.

That's very piggist of you, Z!

Bless you, @bluedave I entered this thread to say the same thing! @Mod Stark @coco Can this be removed, either by us as individuals or by you tech blokes for everyone, please.

Good job Claude Makélélé doesn't play for us any more, then. He'd be in serious trouble.

How delightfully refreshing to see someone confess to ignorance. You are a ShedEnders gem @Phillip!