Ballack & Blu

And to combat the trite sh*te, he consoles himself with the thought, i'm better than 99.9999% of yous pricks..........

@Munkworth Hi mate you listened to the latest Parsnips, funniest McClaren n Casper ever😂

Lawros favourite 'Pasta shapes' is a classic, No1 'alphabeti spaghetti,........straight from the tin'........🤣😂😅

Terrible scenes with Erikksen, hopefully he can resume his football life, pray for ya fella

Thought he just owned the midfield last night, not really pressured, and controlled it at his tempo.

Absolutely, hardly made any real mistakes, and so many clean sheets, he is an exceptional keeper, next season he'll rival any one in the PL.

I wouldn’t mind having a near £250 million windfall (Sancho-Haaland) if I was Dortmunds CEO, could get some proper newbies to challenge for the Bundesliga with that wedge, Chuck in CHO, who is potentially as good as Sancho, and bobs your uncle 😜😜😜

Hopefully Chelsea see sense and don’t use him as a make weight in a deal being muted, he is class and potentially our future🤔🤔🤔

One half chance, one goal for Germany very deft finish as well

Horrendous tackle on him forced a substitution though😲

Billy really enjoying his afternoon runabout, spraying passes around like a vintage Hoddle, and nearly just scored...

Except he’s got a CL winner’s medal with us, probably to old now though

I like him, always thought, if he got a big club he'd score bags of goals, great around finisher, that would only get better i reckon

He did score a few crackers, and one of the best headers i've ever seen, oh and that Barca moment.....

I never said he was awesome for us, his time at Liverpool was though, check my punctuation.