PloKoon13

Sounds like a familiar story...

Saw '2112' in your name so I thought I'd spare the 10 minutes ? - done.

Didn't think this was worth its own thread, but I saw this little 'form an XI' game on Twitter:

Bent as a nine bob note

Batshuayi just scored and almost set up a second within five minutes through high pressing #sarriball

Winning World Cups with non-scoring strikers is basically a French tradition at this point

I hope they get an encouraging draw in the toilet seat just to get their hopes up then lose 7-0 away.

It sounds like you were able to do whatever you wanted in your seat? Nobody stopped you, they just [justifiably] took the piss out of you.

So from everything I've heard Reece James is pulling up trees at Wigan. I sincerely hope he takes Zappacosta's place in the squad next season - he could be the next coming of Super Dan (although Reece himself might be too young to remember him)! Recent interview:

Haha Tottenham got Man City

Zidane has waded in:

I remember Zouma receiving high praise for a number of impressive-looking last-ditch slide tackles in that disastrous 2015/16 season. Of course what was usually overlooked was that the tackle wouldn't have been necessary had his positioning been correct in the first place...

That man N'Golo Kanté. I loved him at Leicester, I love him even more at Chelsea. Still can't believe we managed to sign him!

Not to worry, I hear Courtois is available...

It's a testament to how phenomenally good that Man City side is that they can rack up a 7-0 win in the last 16 of the Champions League and nobody really bats an eyelid. They have made genius seem routine.