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    Las7 got a reaction from Jonty in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Don't pinch me, 
     

     
     

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    Las7 reacted to CFCBlue12 in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    If we don't sign another back-up striker, Mourinho has no right to say we don't have strikers who can score goals. Because he's the only one who is not buying another back up striker and has sold Lukaku and even Ba who are much better than Torres and even 36 year old Drogba. Simply no excuses.
     
    And Costa is also out for the worse.
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    Las7 reacted to cfcblue in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Under the circumstances, I'm amazed that Chelsea fans have been so patient with Torres ... which is a massive credit to our fan base.
    I'm not so sure this would be the case at many other Clubs, esp. abroad ...
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    Las7 got a reaction from Bobbywoodhogan in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Just because Bosingwa had a few faultless performances in the CL when we won - didn't change how people viewed him(one good season, three sh*te ones).
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    Las7 got a reaction from Scott Harris in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Don't pinch me, 
     

     
     

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    Las7 reacted to Scott in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    IT IS SO HAPPENING!  :bow:
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    or maybe not
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    Las7 got a reaction from timetowaste in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Don't pinch me, 
     

     
     

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    Las7 reacted to Zeta in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
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    Las7 got a reaction from CFCholland in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Thaank you very much for the input opposition supporter, no doubt anyone support some other team in England hopes we keep him. 
     
    Maybe you could pop into the Redcafe forum next and ask them not to write sh*te about Ashley Young or Tom Cleverley, than swing by a thefightingcock and have a pop at them for their treatment of Saldgado.
     
    We need more people like you, protecting the rights of professionals making over 100k p/w not being discussed in negative light on football forums. 
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    Las7 got a reaction from Peter Sage in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Thaank you very much for the input opposition supporter, no doubt anyone support some other team in England hopes we keep him. 
     
    Maybe you could pop into the Redcafe forum next and ask them not to write sh*te about Ashley Young or Tom Cleverley, than swing by a thefightingcock and have a pop at them for their treatment of Saldgado.
     
    We need more people like you, protecting the rights of professionals making over 100k p/w not being discussed in negative light on football forums. 
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    Las7 reacted to Peter Sage in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    I do not know, what kind of contract Torres has got, but now I say he refuses to lead out on loan. Simply unbelievable how much grief this asshole has caused over his time at Chelsea.
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    Las7 reacted to ducavis in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Call me crazy but I reckon his use of the word cancer is being taken the wrong way. He is just likening Torres to a drain on resouces.
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    Las7 reacted to Shotgun883 in Victor Moses   
    Way to back a young player there. Is he going to be a world beater? Probably not but he's better than people on here seem to be making out and at only 23 he's got a lot of time to improve . If he can do a job similar to Kalou whilst being 5/6th choice I'll be happy. We won't lose money on him, (we could sell him now for the money we bought him for today if we wanted), he doesn't take up a non HG squad slot unlike Marin, he may only play 10-15 times this season it's not a squad breaking decision to keep him. I'd prefer to have him stagnating in the squad than Hazard or Piazon who could get loads of football out on loan and have the potential to be real quality players.
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    Las7 got a reaction from just in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Torres is still here and Sturridge and Lukaku are both gone without getting 1/10 of a chance - what a frustrating situation. 
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    Las7 got a reaction from motorhead in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Torres is still here and Sturridge and Lukaku are both gone without getting 1/10 of a chance - what a frustrating situation. 
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    Las7 got a reaction from Izanagi in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Torres is still here and Sturridge and Lukaku are both gone without getting 1/10 of a chance - what a frustrating situation. 
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    Las7 reacted to It_Dont_Mata in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    I think, based on the huge pile of evidence, Torres should either be:
     
    a) Sold for peanuts and have his wages subsidised if needs be.
    b) Released on a free, pay off the contract and just be done with it.
    c) Left to languish in the reserves until January without so much as a sniff at the first team, in the hope that he gets so frustrated he asks to leave.
     
    Of course, on his wages he may well opt to languish comfortably until his contract expires - the next Winston Bogarde!
     
    But IMHO, any of these solutions is better than him playing another second in the first team. Paying him £175,000 a week to stay away = money well spent!
     
    Pecking order:
     
    1) Costa
    2) Lukaku
    3) Drogba
    4) Bamford
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    7,000,000,000) Torres (and even then, only if the opposition forfeits the match)
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    Las7 reacted to just in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Latest Torres Miss Causes Excitement in Scientific Research Community
     
    New Science Journal - Monday 28th July – copy filed by Dr Just Selim
     
    The 82nd minute open goal missed by Fernando Torres in the pre-season friendly against Olimpija Ljubljana yesterday not only had exasperated Chelsea football fans shaking their heads in disbelief, it had a group of top research scientists pouring over the video data to analyse the flight and trajectory of the ball in a bid to explain how the target was missed.
     
    Professor Hitthee Balova of the Zurich Institute of Astrophysics has led a team of five researchers in a bid to explain what has come to be known in the science community as the "Torres Effect". The 62 year old Bulgarian born scientist has amassed a wealth of empirical data over the past four years that he believes challenges one of principal laws of physics as mankind currently understands them – that of 360 degree geometric angles.
     
    Professor Balova begins; "our study of the Torres Effect has produced some startling evidence which is at odds with the limit of the 360 degree geometrical angles known to exist in our universe". He further explains; "The two main variables we have analysed are called the First Angle of Direction, (FAD), which accounts for the angle and speed the spherical object approaches the mass of Torres. We then examine the Second Angle of Deflection, (SAD), which accounts for the movement of the spherical object away from the mass of Torres after contact". The Professor adds that mathematical modelling using the latest computer mapping techniques should accurately predict the mass of Torres’ SAD angles with precision, and yet the real-time results consistently diverge from the computer models.
     
    The Professor and his research team are not yet ready to publish their findings as they wait for permission to undertake experiments involving the mass of Torres in closely controlled laboratory conditions. However, they are prepared to conjecture upon the reasons for the anomalies of the Torres Effect. "There is no doubt that a spherical object travelling at a speed in excess of 2.2 metres/second towards the mass of Torres experiences some, as yet, unexplained phenomena" states Professor Balova. One theory is that the mass of Torres acts as a giant refractor in much the same way that a telescopic lens bends and refracts light rays. But a second, and far more interesting and contentious theory, is that the mass of Torres releases an intense burst of magnetic energy at the point of contact with the spherical object which interferes with the moon’s gravitational pull on the earth and, for a nanosecond, transports the spherical object into a unseen 4th dimension, and thence away from goal.
     
    The highly respected Professor Balova previously worked for six years with legendary Austrian Physicist, Dr. Wisee Fallondoon, on their ground breaking study of "The Effects of Minor Wind Forces Causing Solid Objects to Fall to Earth" which subsequently came to be known worldwide as the Robben Hypotheses, and for which they won the prestigious 2006 Nebulous Science Award.
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    Las7 reacted to Jonty in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Or maybe one day we'll have a team without a player who is a total liability and we can enjoy the football in peace.
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    Las7 reacted to Xfaxtor in Cesc Fabregas   
    He didnt. He scored the same as as six others, one of them didnt even reach the playoff rounds. He won it due to his one assist on the fifth goal. Lets not act like he was terrific at the Euros. He was the same old Torres
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    Las7 reacted to Jonty in Cesc Fabregas   
    I can no longer tell where the trolling/sarcasm starts or ends in Torres related comments.
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    Las7 reacted to evissy in Cesc Fabregas   
    All roads lead to Torres.
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    Las7 reacted to Scott Harris in Cesc Fabregas   
    Is Torres for real ? Is he really saying we haven't had the midfielders to create for strikers ?
     
    He just needs to admit to himself that he isn't what he once was.
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    Las7 reacted in Cesc Fabregas   
    Yeah a blessing for our new striker Fernando...you have had Lampard, Oscar, Mata, Hazard and so on...I'm thinking it's not the service that's the problem....
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    Las7 reacted to Mod Stark in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Massive difference. Malouda still wanted to play and told he'll train with the youngsters instead. I think (as did others at the time) that he was quite ill treated at the end, after winning a lot with the club.
    I'm not debating whether Torres is or will do that. Am just saying I didn't see Malouda trying to fleece the club as Bogarde did. Florent actually wanted to be included and was pissed that he wasn't.
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