ForeverCarefree

His stats probably plummeted when he joined Sunderland after leaving Rangers. I would have guessed Anelka but he wasn't scoring too frequently when he played on the left of the front three for us.

Rumoured to be close to signing a new five year contract worth £290k a week. Good business tying him to a long term contract, even if there are question marks over his influence under Sarri's system he's still one of the world's best midfielders.

I mean, I make a regular habit of walking into a general store pistol whipping the clerk and taking the contents of his till... So I only have myself to blame for my bounty level.

Not clicked on the link yet so if I were take a guess I would say Crespo, Hasselbaink and Costa. Crespo didn't play that many games for Chelsea but when he did I think he had a strike rate of a goal every other game. He was phenomenal and it's just a shame his off field problems prevented him from settling in London because he would have probably gone down as one of the best goal scorers ever at Chelsea. Hasselbaink was great, that late 90's early 2000's Chelsea was when I was attending a lot of games and I know a lot of fans found JFH lazy but he knew where the back of the net was, the amount of power he could generate striking the ball without a run up was amazing, his penalties were brilliant. Costa, still one of my all time favourite players. Such a natural goalscorer. EDIT. Read the link... Well, I got one out of three....

My combined bounty in all states is sitting somewhere in the region of $3k, maybe a little higher. This is having already paid off a bounty of over $1k in one of the states. A lot of this was because having caught a legandary fish you have to take them to a post office to mail to someone. So I took mine into the town of Annesburg. Soon as I stepped into the post office someone recognises me due to my $600 bounty and they immediately pull out their gun and start shooting at me. So I drop my legendary fish, kill the two guys in the post office and this is when I noticed, there is no law in Annesburg... The entire town is hunting me. I run out of the back of the post office, take cover behind a pile of wood and proceed to gun down a dozen or so local residents. They just keep coming so I jump on my horse and flee out of the town with several residents in hot pursuit. I spin my horse around and drop my pursuers from their horse with my volcanic pistol... bolt back to the post office, gunning down a couple more residents on route. Get to the post office, retrieve my legendary fish and flee the scene of the few remaining locals. This attempt of a simple transaction in the post office more than doubled my bounty for the state. I'm pleased to say I managed to post my fish at a neighbouring railway station, so all's well that ends well.

Did Courtois ever concede five goals whilst playing for Chelsea? Done it twice this season already. Just goes to show, be careful what you wish for.

Don’t forget, you can always chase them on your horse, lasso them then just stab them. Guarantees to maintain the perfect pelt and cuts out having to stalk quietly hoping the perfect shot opens up.

Emenalo’s last window was maybe the worst of the Roman era. Morata, Drinkwater, Bakayoko for a combined £135m. Since he left we’ve signed Barkley, Emerson, Kepa, Giroud, Jorginho and Kovacic on loan. All of which I feel can be considered successful transfers. The loan players, being overseen by Eddie Newton, are doing as well as they ever have. I think maybe we’re scaling back what that position does with Eddie and Marina taking on a lot more with regards to transfers and loans.

Maybe they think we don’t really need one? Still managing to get business done without one, I think maybe they’re restructuring things instead of heaping too much responsibility on one person.

I’m all for bringing in a new winger but don’t understand the attraction of this one. He’s been marginalised by Sancho this season so unless we’re bringing in someone top level why not develop CHO instead?

Nuketown is infuriating because spawn killing is so prevalent on it. Come up a team that knows what they’re doing and you can set up spawn traps ridiculously easy.

Valencia are seeking ways terminate Michy Batshuayi’s loan deal before the end of the season. There’s is no recall option (only €50m option to buy) but they hope to come to an agreement with Chelsea (Marca) Not worked out for him this time Michy. 1 goal in 11 league appearances and 2 in 15 in all competitions. Can't see us being interested in recalling him either, I can see us selling him for loss come the summer.

Pinched from Twitter. Slavisa Jokanovic's managerial career is extraordinary. He has: - Three league titles. - Two domestic doubles. - An invincible league season. - Managed in the Champions League and Europa League. - Won two promotions. And yet has only managed 139 top-flight games.

Ranieri's first signing at Chelsea? Yup, Jokanovic. 18 years later (has it really been that long?) he's replacing him as a manager.