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I need a photo please

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I have a friend who wants to know what a bin dipper is, and I would prefer to provide him with a visual example. Does someone have a photo of a toothless mug wearing a liverfool shirt? Or something along those lines.

Edited by Riccardo

Sorry no photo but this may help to describe a bit better.

A very loud, fat, greasy, unattractive, chav type woman wearing a Liverpool top walked into ASDA in Manchester with her two umpalumpa kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA.

Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'

The ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to say,'F*ckin hell! No way, they're not twins yer twat. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.

Why the f*ckin ell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick, just stupid or just a f*ckin cheese eater?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.

Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.

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