bjd Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Chelsea and England football star Glen Johnson has been fined for shoplifting a lavatory seat and a set of taps from B&Q. The ?30,000-a-week defender, currently on loan to Portsmouth, was spotted by security guards removing the seat from its packaging. He was then seen to put it in the box of a cheaper version with the help of Millwall's Ben May on Wednesday at about 5.30pm. The pair, both 22, were also seen to hide an expensive set of tap fittings under an upturned sink on their trolley. Police arrested the footballers at the store in Dartford after they had paid for the cheaper seat and the sink. They were taken to the manager's office were they were shown CCTV pictures of their actions. A worker at the store said: "We all recognised Johnson." He added that nobody could believe the star would be "moronic" enough to steal the items. The pair were both given onthe-spot fines of ?80. Silly sod, but you cant help but laugh. Other than that - is an 80 quid fine all you get these days ?
BlueBeard Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 More worrying is the question "what was Glen Johnson doing shopping for a toilet seat with Ben May????"
Jimboola69 Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 What a prat. If he could just sort his head and home life out he would be a top class defender.
Chippy Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 weird one that, when you think with all the Tapping up in football Glen decides to nick some Taps, then gets a Tap on the shoulder
bonetti Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 weird one that, when you think with all the Tapping up in football Glen decides to nick some Taps, then gets a Tap on the shoulder That was plumbing the depths of humour Do you think his carreer is down the pan?
Chippy Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 well he is starting to be a Drain on the team and could probobly do with an early Bath. he never really fitted into our Cistern properly did he sorry I never meant to Sink to that
bonetti Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Definitely not cool - Im feeling a bit flushed
The Moos Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Chelsea and England football star He isn't a Chelsea star atm is he? It should say "Portsmouth and England football star". The media really likes to drag us down in the mud. Next time it will be "Possible future Chelsea star Ronaldinho steals a saddle"
The Moos Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Next one making another awful joke about Johnno will get heavily spanked by my three legged elk
goose Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Think we're getting bogged down in this thread.
katznutz Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Perhaps he wasn't feeling too flushed on that day
BlueBeard Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 I expect it was a bit of a cheeky prank that went wrong - bet he feels like a bit of an arse now.
loz Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Things have really come to a head now for Jonno (maybe only sea going types will get that one)
g3.7 Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 if he's not careful his career will go down the pan.
g3.7 Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 now we know why johnno did it- the cracks are appearing in our defence.
Gem Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 We need him back, our current defensive options are sh*t.
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