clubhappy Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Those TV shows and presenters you just have to turn off because they make you violently ill. I'll start with Richard Madely , his ''Im so cool '' MR nice guy image makes me want to run him over with a 40ft lorry. Dale Winton . Hes so good a presenter , he's presenting a show called Supermarket sweep . What annoys me most about him is his attempt at being funny . Thats for funny people Dale. And doing sunbeds wont make you talented.....EVER. Russell Brand ....W***er. Bruce Forsythe. Goodness knows why he still gets gigs . He's cabaret and is full of sh*te most of the time . Stephen Fry . Most of the time i can never make out what the f**k hes on about . His so called intelligent comedy is ok if your a university student studying litrature. Any TV station that employs a man who admits to the same fellings as Jonathan King needs investigation. Ian Wright . Completely out of his league in recent years . The miniute you see him , you immediately think ....Ah , he's reading from an auto que. Awful . Terry Christian , think he presented a show called ''The Word '' on Channel 4 . Have i got the name correct ???? Jesus , if ever there was a man who pissed me off it was him . ''Look at me , im a Manc '' arent i great '' Deal or no deal . In theory its a great idea for a show but mother of god , the contestants go on with the biggest load of sh*te . Its guess work you idiots , pure luck and nothing else . Asking fellow contestants to join hands, give predictions and advise is enough to make me want to shoot everyone of you . As for Noel , get the back of your hair cut, its SOOO 70's . Jimmy Saville . I always hated him , and i still do . There was always something wiered about him . A grown man , living with his mammy while rolling in cash , never in a relationship with a member of the female gender . Whats going on there . Watching him on Jim'll fix it surrounded by kids made my skin crawl. Russell Harty. Grace Jones didnt hit him hard enough. Ann Robinson . Just because she thinks she's better than she actually is . Her only real ability is putting people down , apart from that she'd starve to death .
sweet waffle Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 May I suggest the following two presenters... Kate Thornton - talentless journalist who got lucky. The Guardian got it right when the described her as: "the straight human equivalent of a scarcely detectable kitten's fart" Davina McCall - over paid, over exposed and over reproductive. Don't even get me started on her silent laughing. Aaaaaggghhh.
loz Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 I don't mind Brand and I actually quite like Stephen Fry (I hadn't heard about his comments regarding Jonathan King) Other than I can agree with your list and Sweet Waffle's additions. However the one I hate more than any, the one that makes me want to clash violently with entirely innocent passers by, is Jimmy Carr. His Dad must be some bigwig on TV because there can be no other reason why a man so unfunny, and so punch on the nose irritating, seems to be appearing on every channel just about every day (at least it seems that way). Keep this up and he is going to have been filmed more thimes than Michael Caine!
andy Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 I hadn't heard that about Stephen Fry either that is a shock ! I have to say, how can you include Brucie in that list. a genius and god father of light entertainment. Mind you I was his caddy a couple of times and he was a miserable bast*rd...
sweet waffle Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Mind you I was his caddy a couple of times and he was a miserable bast*rd... Maybe because he wasn't having a "good game, good game"
sweet waffle Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 I alway's thought Adrian Chiles was a sh*t presenter and this proves it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6375543.stm That'll teach him for hating on Chelsea all the time.
Tim W Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Swedish football commentators in general who have a tendency to quote Talksport, the Sun and Star as if it was the truth.
Valerie Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Dutch football commentators who mispronounce every name and say things like "Wright-Phillips is wearing squad number 24, previously worn by Zola".
The Moos Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Swedish football commentators in general who have a tendency to quote Talksport, the Sun and Star as if it was the truth. I couldn't have said it better. Swedish commentators (I'd 99% of them) is complete Hys?n commentating on a game between Liverpool and Chelsea is enough to make you wanna kill youself
Valerie Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 He's not worth it, Moos, stay with us, move towards the light!
The Moos Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 He's not worth it, Moos, stay with us, move towards the light! Doesn't moving towards the light usually means going to heaven?
Valerie Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 No, towards the Peli and the Bridge. Oh yes, you're right: that's heaven ::JEsUs::
bjd Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 One word : Kaplinski. Have to admit i quite like Russell Brand too
g3.7 Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 brand is apparently razor sharp away from "family friendly" programming. jimmy carr is a great call. he's not only rubbsih, he's useless. also, no mention for forum inspiration jim davidson?
Liam Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 I like Brand too and Uncle Bruce is a legend. Carr is pathetic, and Irish tragically. No mention yet for the complete non-entity that is ITV's Steve Penk. But the winner, hands down, is Mr "cornocopia of cock ups" (pronounced with a "g" sound), clipboard wielding, smiles-as-he-talks, bunch of ARSE, Denis Norden. Here's a photo of him posing in front of a photograph of a country scene, sitting on a chair and inexplicably holding his f***ing clipboard.
Enrico Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 From what little I've ever seen of them... Quite like Stephen Fry... seems sensible, and funny enough... Don't like Jimmy Carr... all the time he seems to be trying to live out the 'Cambridge education' image while trying to act stupid. Davina McCall is cool.
loz Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 , is Mr "cornocopia of cock ups" (pronounced with a "g" sound), clipboard wielding, smiles-as-he-talks, bunch of ARSE, Denis Norden. If you're one of those people........
BlueBeard Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Got to agree with most mentioned on here so far, especially Clubhappy's observations on Jimmy Savile. I'd just like to add: - Janet Street-Porter - hate this opinionated bitch with a passion Noel Edmunds - always been an arsehole Jeremy Kyle Rikki Lake Sally Jessy Raphael - makes me wanna puke John Craven - ought to get his false teeth sorted out, maybe buy some that don't whistle Tim Wonnacott (the gap-toothed tw*t who presents some antiques show) Loyd Grossman Eamonn Holmes - hateful man Carol Smillie Bill Oddie Angela Rippon Anna Ford Moira Stuart Ann Diamond + most football pundits, with the exception of Alan Hansen and all of the TV chefs, who are nauseating in equal measure
yorkleyblue Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Again a good list BB, but...... Carol Smillie - you would though, wouldn't you?Kev
Valerie Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Got to agree with most mentioned on here so far, especially Clubhappy's observations on Jimmy Savile.I'd just like to add: - Janet Street-Porter - hate this opinionated bitch with a passion Noel Edmunds - always been an arsehole Jeremy Kyle Rikki Lake Sally Jessy Raphael - makes me wanna puke John Craven - ought to get his false teeth sorted out, maybe buy some that don't whistle Tim Wonnacott (the gap-toothed tw*t who presents some antiques show) Loyd Grossman Eamonn Holmes - hateful man Carol Smillie Bill Oddie Angela Rippon Anna Ford Moira Stuart Ann Diamond + most football pundits, with the exception of Alan Hansen and all of the TV chefs, who are nauseating in equal measure Is there anybody left you do like?
BlueBeard Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Is there anybody left you do like? Now that is a tough question......I'll have to put some thought into this
BlueBeard Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Again a good list BB, but......Carol Smillie - you would though, wouldn't you?Kev Who, me?
andy Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Again a good list BB, but......Carol Smillie - you would though, wouldn't you?Kev Who, me? I would............... if she asked nicely
g3.7 Posted February 21, 2007 Posted February 21, 2007 jeremy kyle is a good shout... he is quite... sinister.
Englishman Posted February 21, 2007 Posted February 21, 2007 Paul Ross. Famous for having a famous brother and a complete tw*t who always seems to turn up on those "Top Ten..." programmes. Sally Gunnell. Great athlete, but completely out of her depth with presenting. No mention yet for the complete non-entity that is ITV's Steve Penk. To be fair, Penk himself said the shows he was on were sh*te. He was better on radio.
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