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Irritating TV shows and presenters


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Those TV shows and presenters you just have to turn off because they make you violently ill.

I'll start with Richard Madely , his ''Im so cool '' MR nice guy image makes me want to run him over with a 40ft lorry.

Dale Winton . Hes so good a presenter , he's presenting a show called Supermarket sweep . What annoys me most about him is his attempt at being funny . Thats for funny people Dale. And doing sunbeds wont make you talented.....EVER.

Russell Brand ....W***er.

Bruce Forsythe. Goodness knows why he still gets gigs . He's cabaret and is full of sh*te most of the time .

Stephen Fry . Most of the time i can never make out what the f**k hes on about . His so called intelligent comedy is ok if your a university student studying litrature. Any TV station that employs a man who admits to the same fellings as Jonathan King needs investigation.

Ian Wright . Completely out of his league in recent years . The miniute you see him , you immediately think ....Ah , he's reading from an auto que. Awful .

Terry Christian , think he presented a show called ''The Word '' on Channel 4 . Have i got the name correct ???? Jesus , if ever there was a man who pissed me off it was him . ''Look at me , im a Manc '' arent i great ''

Deal or no deal . In theory its a great idea for a show but mother of god , the contestants go on with the biggest load of sh*te . Its guess work you idiots , pure luck and nothing else . Asking fellow contestants to join hands, give predictions and advise is enough to make me want to shoot everyone of you . As for Noel , get the back of your hair cut, its SOOO 70's .

Jimmy Saville . I always hated him , and i still do . There was always something wiered about him . A grown man , living with his mammy while rolling in cash , never in a relationship with a member of the female gender . Whats going on there . Watching him on Jim'll fix it surrounded by kids made my skin crawl.

Russell Harty. Grace Jones didnt hit him hard enough.

Ann Robinson . Just because she thinks she's better than she actually is .

Her only real ability is putting people down , apart from that she'd starve to death .

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May I suggest the following two presenters...

Kate Thornton - talentless journalist who got lucky. The Guardian got it right when the described her as: "the straight human equivalent of a scarcely detectable kitten's fart"

Davina McCall - over paid, over exposed and over reproductive. Don't even get me started on her silent laughing. Aaaaaggghhh.

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I don't mind Brand and I actually quite like Stephen Fry (I hadn't heard about his comments regarding Jonathan King)

Other than I can agree with your list and Sweet Waffle's additions.

However the one I hate more than any, the one that makes me want to clash violently with entirely innocent passers by, is Jimmy Carr. His Dad must be some bigwig on TV because there can be no other reason why a man so unfunny, and so punch on the nose irritating, seems to be appearing on every channel just about every day (at least it seems that way).

Keep this up and he is going to have been filmed more thimes than Michael Caine!

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I hadn't heard that about Stephen Fry either that is a shock !

I have to say, how can you include Brucie in that list. a genius and god father of light entertainment. Mind you I was his caddy a couple of times and he was a miserable bast*rd...

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Swedish football commentators in general who have a tendency to quote Talksport, the Sun and Star as if it was the truth.

I couldn't have said it better. Swedish commentators (I'd 99% of them) is complete w**k2.gif

Hys?n commentating on a game between Liverpool and Chelsea is enough to make you wanna kill youself icon_mad.gif

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I like Brand too and Uncle Bruce is a legend. Carr is pathetic, and Irish tragically.

No mention yet for the complete non-entity that is ITV's Steve Penk.

But the winner, hands down, is Mr "cornocopia of cock ups" (pronounced with a "g" sound), clipboard wielding, smiles-as-he-talks, bunch of ARSE, Denis Norden.

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Here's a photo of him posing in front of a photograph of a country scene, sitting on a chair and inexplicably holding his f***ing clipboard.

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From what little I've ever seen of them...

Quite like Stephen Fry... seems sensible, and funny enough...

Don't like Jimmy Carr... all the time he seems to be trying to live out the 'Cambridge education' image while trying to act stupid.

Davina McCall is cool. icon_lol.gif

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Got to agree with most mentioned on here so far, especially Clubhappy's observations on Jimmy Savile.

I'd just like to add: -

Janet Street-Porter - hate this opinionated bitch with a passion

Noel Edmunds - always been an arsehole

Jeremy Kyle

Rikki Lake

Sally Jessy Raphael - makes me wanna puke

John Craven - ought to get his false teeth sorted out, maybe buy some that don't whistle icon_lol.gif

Tim Wonnacott (the gap-toothed tw*t who presents some antiques show)

Loyd Grossman

Eamonn Holmes - hateful man

Carol Smillie

Bill Oddie

Angela Rippon

Anna Ford

Moira Stuart

Ann Diamond

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most football pundits, with the exception of Alan Hansen

and all of the TV chefs, who are nauseating in equal measure

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Got to agree with most mentioned on here so far, especially Clubhappy's observations on Jimmy Savile.

I'd just like to add: -

Janet Street-Porter - hate this opinionated bitch with a passion

Noel Edmunds - always been an arsehole

Jeremy Kyle

Rikki Lake

Sally Jessy Raphael - makes me wanna puke

John Craven - ought to get his false teeth sorted out, maybe buy some that don't whistle icon_lol.gif

Tim Wonnacott (the gap-toothed tw*t who presents some antiques show)

Loyd Grossman

Eamonn Holmes - hateful man

Carol Smillie

Bill Oddie

Angela Rippon

Anna Ford

Moira Stuart

Ann Diamond

+

most football pundits, with the exception of Alan Hansen

and all of the TV chefs, who are nauseating in equal measure

Is there anybody left you do like? spin.gif

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Paul Ross. Famous for having a famous brother and a complete tw*t who always seems to turn up on those "Top Ten..." programmes.

Sally Gunnell. Great athlete, but completely out of her depth with presenting.

No mention yet for the complete non-entity that is ITV's Steve Penk.

To be fair, Penk himself said the shows he was on were sh*te. He was better on radio.

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