17 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

You up for joining and chipping in? If so - we can talk....

I'm officiating for the good of the game 

8 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

I'm officiating for the good of the game 

Hmm, has @Modor @lozdeclared you the offical? 

If not then it is not offical...

4 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Hmm, has @Modor @lozdeclared you the offical? 

If not then it is not offical...

Most importantly, are you bald @Ukraine Bolt ?

On 03/10/2024 at 17:39, axman2526 said:

Hmm, has @Modor @lozdeclared you the offical? 

If not then it is not offical...

You let Jim run away with himself and claim every touch Jackson does as £1 for the tally, see if i care.

23 hours ago, Valerie said:

Most importantly, are you bald @Ukraine Bolt ?

thinning.

New Running Tally (following forest game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £0

Camp 'You Never Know': £4 

Note: £2 added to the total for the fraud: a) giving away the free kick that we conceded from, for needlessly pushing the forest player in the head and; b) For arguing with his own players, and even pushing fofana at one point. Not a single brain cell in his body.

 

On 29/09/2024 at 05:55, nonotnowjim said:

Righteo - For those following on the Jackson thread, I have proposed a little side game to bump up @Mod retirement fund/shed end piss up pot. There are now two new avenues of revenue for the forum.

1)

Starting from 28th September - running until the last game of the season - Every time Wacko scores a game changing goal, I will donate £10 to theshedend.  This covers EPL games only.

For clarity, 'game changing' means a) an opening goal b) a winning goal c) a goal that moves us to 2 in front (i.e the 2nd goal to take us 2v0 ahead) d) an equaliser  e) any goal in a drawn game (not own goals).   It does not include 'fluff' goals (i.e goal 5 in a 5v0 win).  Exceptions will be made for hatricks (i.e in a 3v0 win, the third goal would not usually count....but in the highly unlikely instance that Wacko scored a hatrick - then I will graciously include it....

2)

The second new revenue stream is from the 'Pro Jackson / NNNJ Traitors' camp . This currently consists of @Simplymo and @Valerie . Anyone else wishing to join this motely crue to split the burden will be welcomed. Just reply to this thread and tag yourself.

Starting from 28th September, running until the last game of the season - Every time the wacko one does something stupid, this camp will donate £1 to the forum.

Something stupid includes (but is not limited to): Misses an easy chance (Open to debate, but with me getting final say on what is easy), gets caughts offside, gets a booking for arguing/dissent/kicking the ball away/unsporting behaviour/stupidity etc), performing under his Xg, arguing with teammates about taking a penalty, has something negative in the press about him - such as begging a tart for titty pics.  This is also limited to EPL games only.

 

We will update after every game..... and keep a running tally. Payable after the last game of the season, or of a time of @Modchoosing.

If wacko scores half of the huge number of chances we create for him - I could be a poor man..... But he won't....because he is rubbish!

KTBFFH 

NNNJ xoxo

 

 

Hmm, why isn't "Chelsea fail to win when he starts" one of the 1 quid rules Jim?

2 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Hmm, why isn't "Chelsea fail to win when he starts" one of the 1 quid rules Jim?

missed opportunity.....

 

Also an argument that his slap after being subbed should be an extra £1. But hey ho - I am only human, and clearly have not imagined the true extent of the ways in which this goon can cock up.

Edited October 7, 2024Oct 7 by nonotnowjim

13 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

missed opportunity.....

 

Also an argument that his slap after being subbed should be an extra £1. But hey ho - I am only human, and clearly have not imagined the true extent of the ways in which this goon can cock up.

"Every time Jackson annoys NNNJ"

Money mountain for Mod.

Just now, axman2526 said:

"Every time Jackson annoys NNNJ"

Money mountain for Mod.

There are layers to this....

....I am now annoyed at him, for turning me into something of a broken record and caricature. I used to come on here and whinge only about Gol15 - which was a much more fun hobby than the endless complaining about this fraud....but the wacko just annoys me so much in everything he does.....Team blind optimism would be bankrupt if there was a £1 fee everytime he p'sd me off.

2 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

There are layers to this....

....I am now annoyed at him, for turning me into something of a broken record and caricature. I used to come on here and whinge only about Gol15 - which was a much more fun hobby than the endless complaining about this fraud....but the wacko just annoys me so much in everything he does.....Team blind optimism would be bankrupt if there was a £1 fee everytime he p'sd me off.

So... you are saying you are the new Gol?

5 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

So... you are saying you are the new Gol?

Surely the polar opposite? He was blindly optimistic for Jorgi boy.  I am blind in my loathing of the wack job.  Anyway.....back on topic.... This thread must not become another place to rant about Jacko -  thats what all the other 5347 threads are for.

On 03/10/2024 at 08:52, Ukraine Bolt said:

I'm officiating for the good of the game 

Bloody VAR

Another game, another Wacko sh*tshow.

He was absolutely anonymous against the bin dippers, and picked up another yellow for dissent/ungentlemanly conduct. He is such a cretin.

And to rub my nose in it further, he gets a goal that costs me a tenner!  No surprises that it ultimately meant nothing and didn't change the outcome of the match.

Anyway....here is the latest...

 

New Running Tally (following Bin Dippers game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £10

Camp 'You Never Know': £5

Note: £1 added for the stupid yellow card - he still has not a single brain cell in his body. £10 for the goal - begrudgingly.

Edited October 20, 2024Oct 20 by nonotnowjim

He cost me another tenner - but we won the game - so happy to add this to the pot. All around, I would say this was probably his most effective game for us. He cut out the stupid stuff, and did positive things from the start. Took his tap in well.

New Running Tally (following Newcastle game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £20

Camp 'You Never Know': £5

Note: £10 added for the tap in. No seemingly stupid mistakes or brain farts - so will keep the optimists on 5 squid.

2 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

He cost me another tenner - but we won the game - so happy to add this to the pot. All around, I would say this was probably his most effective game for us. He cut out the stupid stuff, and did positive things from the start. Took his tap in well.

I've read this a couple of times now...can it be, finally! Lol

Just messing with you mate. 

I swear if you just give him a chance bud, you will see how much he's developing. He's getting better, hes rapid, still so young and he's a better #9 than nkunku and lots of other strikers in the PL imho. We're lucky we have them both to grow, develop and bring different attributes into the team.

Absolute dross again today - a stinker of a performance. How on earth he keeps getting selected is beyond me....and another stupid yellow for his 'bull in a china shop shtick

New Running Tally (following Manure game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £20

Camp 'You Never Know': £6

Note: £1 added for yet another stupid yellow card. TBH, his anonomous and completely useless performance probably deserves an extra penalty/donation.

Another absolute stinker today - 2nd game in a row. He also cost us dearly by getting us a goal cancelled out for being stupidly offside (3 mtrs? pmsl!) and summed up when in the dying moments, he had the chance to win it for us when the ball fell to him, only for him to tamely head it directly to Raya. Very very poor excuse for a footballer.

New Running Tally (following Arse game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £20

Camp 'You Never Know': £6

Note: Nothing added - although for the 2nd game in the row, his anonomous performance deserves a contribution, and the fact that we had a goal cancelled for his stupid positioning.

Odd performance. Did nothing for vast majority of the game, but made and scored a cracking opening goal, and in missing a chance, facilitated the winning goal.  But no silly yellows, and dont recall many (any?) offsides.  Cant stand the c**t.

New Running Tally (following Leicester game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £30

Camp 'You Never Know': £6

Note: £10 added for his goal. A good one at that, so well worth the tenner.

That emoji was for the "Did nothing for the vast majority of the game..." bit

Do you really not see the work and effort he puts in for the whole team! 

That full on run down the left and an amazing pass that noni should have scored was brilliant. Hold up play, link up play...c'mon man.

Yes he deserves a fk load of credit for that goal, but he also deserves a fk load for everything else he brings to the team. Have a read of what I posted in the motm thread or the match thread mate.

Another day, another £10 for what was a fantastic early goal to open the scoring.

...A shame about the rest of the game that followed when he veered from anonymous, to absolute dogsh*t, which saw the lowest lows of missing 1 on 1s and failing the rudimentary task of controlling the ball and passing it into an empty net... Painful.

New Running Tally (following Villa game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £40

Camp 'You Never Know': £8

Note: £10 added for his goal. £2 added for  2x ridiculous misses that even a small boy could score. 

20 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

£2 added for  2x ridiculous misses that even a small boy could score. 

You're including the one he did the splits for when intercepting the martinez pass!

Maybe a small boy could score it but not anyone past puberty. Lol

Also at least his 1 on 1 was harder than nkunku's, wacko had 3 defenders and the gk around him. That's 3 more than nkunku. 

Delusional mate, like I said before, your hatred for jacko is blinding you bud.

20 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Another day, another £10 for what was a fantastic early goal to open the scoring.

...A shame about the rest of the game that followed when he veered from anonymous, to absolute dogsh*t, which saw the lowest lows of missing 1 on 1s and failing the rudimentary task of controlling the ball and passing it into an empty net... Painful.

New Running Tally (following Villa game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £40

Camp 'You Never Know': £8

Note: £10 added for his goal. £2 added for  2x ridiculous misses that even a small boy could score. 

 

P.s.

I don't mind the tally btw...keep it as is dude, it helps the forum. 

27 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

 

P.s.

I don't mind the tally btw...keep it as is dude, it helps the forum. 

Been generous elsewhere (not tallying up things like underperforming xG )…. So all’s fair in love and hatred (of jacko)

Edited December 2, 2024Dec 2 by nonotnowjim

11 hours ago, Simplymo said:

You're including the one he did the splits for when intercepting the martinez pass!

Maybe a small boy could score it but not anyone past puberty. Lol

I still can’t believe people are giving him sh*t for that - the ball rebounded behind him, unless he ripped his own leg off and threw it over his shoulder he was  never controlling that. 

37 minutes ago, Munkunku said:

I still can’t believe people are giving him sh*t for that - the ball rebounded behind him, unless he ripped his own leg off and threw it over his shoulder he was  never controlling that. 

That's how highly Jim rated Nico, he believes he should have scored that. All the rest is an act. 

Makes @ModJRK love look like a mere crush.