December 3, 2024Dec 3 11 hours ago, Munkunku said: I still can’t believe people are giving him sh*t for that - the ball rebounded behind him, unless he ripped his own leg off and threw it over his shoulder he was never controlling that. And I ask you, sir, on behalf of @nonotnowjim why he didn't do that!?
December 3, 2024Dec 3 Author 7 minutes ago, Valerie said: And I ask you, sir, on behalf of @nonotnowjim why he didn't do that!? No dedication.... half arsed, as always.
December 3, 2024Dec 3 2 hours ago, Valerie said: And I ask you, sir, on behalf of @nonotnowjim why he didn't do that!? Simply to annoy the miserable f**ker.
December 9, 2024Dec 9 Author Back to life, Back to reality.... Wacko the Donkey fraud back to his worst against Spuds. In a team that scored 4 goals, he was a hinderance, had no shots on target and under performed his xG. I must admit I missed the game and have not watched the full game. Only scanned the highlights - so might have missed, but going to keep it quick - and add £2 on to the hopeful ones total. If I believe @just it should be much more than that.... so this is probably generous. New Running Tally (following Spurs game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £40 Camp 'You Never Know': £10 Note: £2 added for general uselessness and under performing xG
December 16, 2024Dec 16 Author Didn't watch the Brentford game (11pm kick offs for me, when i had an early start on monday). Only seen the highlights - and will mark up another tenner as the donkey comes up with a fantastic winning goal. Shame about the embarrassing miss.... New Running Tally (following Brentford game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £11 Note: Tenner for the goal, a quid for the miss. These ratios are wrong!!
December 22, 2024Dec 22 Author Back to his wasteful worst today. Missed 2 sitters, did nothing else for the rest of the game, under performed his xG and cost us top spot in the table. What a loser this bloke is. New Running Tally (following Everton game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £14 Note: £3 added to Camp ' You Never Know', including £1 for each of the sitters he missed, and another £1 for underperforming his xG. An all around terrible display.
December 23, 2024Dec 23 On 15/12/2024 at 20:44, nonotnowjim said: Didn't watch the Brentford game (11pm kick offs for me, when i had an early start on monday). Only seen the highlights - and will mark up another tenner as the donkey comes up with a fantastic winning goal. Shame about the embarrassing miss.... New Running Tally (following Brentford game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £11 Note: Tenner for the goal, a quid for the miss. These ratios are wrong!! Yes..not the brightest when you worked out the ratios given how he did last year as awful as he is and you know Maresca is not going to drop him ...I thought a tenner was over reaching somewhat...I thought maybe 2-5 quid a goal....and you only get to pay up a fiver if he gets one with his head...I don't think you'd be paying a fiver very often. £2 for a tap in, £3 quid scoring from 6-12 yds, £4 for a solo effort as he did against Brentford would have been fair I think... I'm following with interest and you know my thoughts on him..
December 23, 2024Dec 23 Author 1 hour ago, CFCCAN said: Yes..not the brightest when you worked out the ratios given how he did last year as awful as he is and you know Maresca is not going to drop him ...I thought a tenner was over reaching somewhat...I thought maybe 2-5 quid a goal....and you only get to pay up a fiver if he gets one with his head...I don't think you'd be paying a fiver very often. £2 for a tap in, £3 quid scoring from 6-12 yds, £4 for a solo effort as he did against Brentford would have been fair I think... I'm following with interest and you know my thoughts on him.. ahh - I originally said £5, but then others objected, and so I said £10. It's all for a good cause, so not a major issue. I dont expect he will score any more goals this season, as he is rubbish...but lets see. To be fair, I would normally be happy to pay £10 for a chelsea goal - so not terrible value. And it keeps @Modretirement fund topped up. Edited December 23, 2024Dec 23 by nonotnowjim
December 23, 2024Dec 23 Perhaps someone is willing to share the financial burden @nonotnowjim has shouldered?
December 23, 2024Dec 23 Author 11 minutes ago, Valerie said: Perhaps someone is willing to share the financial burden @nonotnowjim has shouldered? Ah, bless you - thanks for looking out for me. But I really doubt the fraud will score any more this season - so its no bother xoxo Edited December 23, 2024Dec 23 by nonotnowjim
December 23, 2024Dec 23 13 minutes ago, Valerie said: Perhaps someone is willing to share the financial burden @nonotnowjim has shouldered?
December 23, 2024Dec 23 2 hours ago, nonotnowjim said: ahh - I originally said £5, but then others objected, and so I said £10. It's all for a good cause, so not a major issue. I dont expect he will score any more goals this season, as he is rubbish...but lets see. To be fair, I would normally be happy to pay £10 for a chelsea goal - so not terrible value. And it keeps @Modretirement fund topped up. Maybe you hit the £ sign instead of the CDN$ sign....that would be my excuse it would be half the price...I normally donate now and then so if you want me to chip in somehow let me know .....a chip in..something Jackson would likely miss 😂 He will continue to score goals no doubt, especially if he plays every game....still if he scores one goal in each of the 50% of the games left that's only another £100..
December 24, 2024Dec 24 23 hours ago, Valerie said: Perhaps someone is willing to share the financial burden @nonotnowjim has shouldered? Ah don't worry about Jim, he is loaded, he and Yorkley are cut from the same cloth.
December 26, 2024Dec 26 Author Copy paste from the previous game against everton. Remained at his anonymous worst today, doing nothing much during the game, under performing his xG and making it seem like we are a player down. What a loser this bloke is. New Running Tally (following Fulham game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £15 Note: a lowly £1 added to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG. Which seems like a let off given his all around terrible display - for yet another game.
December 31, 2024Dec 31 Author An amateur performance when he came on early in the second half. Anonymous again, sole shot off target, under performing his xG again. Maresca needs to stop this silly experiment- what was Einsteins definition of madness??? STOP PLAYING THIS DONKEY! New Running Tally (following Ipswich game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £16 Note: £1 added to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG.
January 4Jan 4 Author I genuinely cannot understand why Maresca keeps selecting this fraud. He cost us today with a sh*t show of a performance, missing chance after chance and contributing nothing positive to the team. At one point someone was applauding him on the match thread for managing to control the ball and hold it up!!!! A sorry state of affairs. New Running Tally (following Palace game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £18 Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG and a string of big misses (not even hitting the target!) that cost us the game.
January 4Jan 4 3 hours ago, nonotnowjim said: I genuinely cannot understand why Maresca keeps selecting this fraud. He cost us today with a sh*t show of a performance, missing chance after chance and contributing nothing positive to the team. At one point someone was applauding him on the match thread for managing to control the ball and hold it up!!!! A sorry state of affairs. New Running Tally (following Palace game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £18 Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG and a string of big misses (not even hitting the target!) that cost us the game. @Simplymo, you're getting a paper round, right? I'm too old and delicate.
January 15Jan 15 Author I am getting bored of typing this week in week out. Does anyone know how to set up a short code/keyboard combo - so that I can just type "sh*t" and it comes out with a whole pre-drafted template? This would make my Nico bashing life so much easier. The game against Bournemouth had all the classic 'Wacko the c**ty donkey fraud' (tm) highlights for us to enjoy.... - smashing one into row Z from 3 yrds out? Check! - Missing a sitter of a header because he is too timid to put his head on it properly? Check! - Missing the target from 4 yrds with the gk stranded on the floor? Check! - Under performing his Xg? Check.! No doubt the fanboys will be heralding another top performance - due to the one time he managed to run with the ball without tripping himself up - but my goodness this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. He is an awful player. New Running Tally (following Bournemouth game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £20 Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for (i) underperforming his xG and (once again) a string of big misses (not even hitting the target!) that cost us the game.
January 15Jan 15 Author 3 hours ago, PloKoon13 said: Nothing for the opener? Bias aside, it was a quite brilliant piece of play. Nope. Goals only for me. Misses, underperforming xg and stupid offsides/yellows for the optimists (albeit at only £1 per instance, as opposed to my £10 per goal....)
January 15Jan 15 21 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said: Nope. Goals only for me. Misses, underperforming xg and stupid offsides/yellows for the optimists (albeit at only £1 per instance, as opposed to my £10 per goal....) The "failure fee" is lopsided, I will be okay with it if you adjust yours to £1. Adjusting mine and @Simplymo's to £10 might get a less enthousiastic response 😝
January 15Jan 15 Author 2 hours ago, Valerie said: The "failure fee" is lopsided, I will be okay with it if you adjust yours to £1. Adjusting mine and @Simplymo's to £10 might get a less enthousiastic response 😝 nah - £10 is fine. Don't expect he will score anymore goals this season.... so no drama!
January 21Jan 21 Author Big chances missed ✅ Multiple offsides✅ Underperformed xG ✅ Another goalless game ✅ 💩🫏 New Running Tally (following Wolves game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £22 Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for (i) underperforming his xG and (once again), multiple (4) offsides (one of which cost us ), and another big miss.
January 25Jan 25 Author It brings me no pleasure to type this yet again. Big chances missed ✅ Underperformed xG ✅ Another goalless game ✅ 💩🫏 New Running Tally (following Man city game) Camp NoNotNowJim : £50 Camp 'You Never Know': £24 Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for (i) underperforming his xG and (once again), and a huge miss at 1v0 when he missed an opportunity to shoot at an open goal (or very close to one)
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