Wayne Rooney and Dirk Kuyt , now officially the 2 ugliest players currently playing in the Premiership. A recent survey here at home , around lunchtime just before i read the papers , we all threw names into a hat [2 names] and this was the result. Poor Wayne is just shockingly ugly , absolutely nothing going for him at all and he's getting worse by the miniute. Dirk must hate his mother and father for giving him that look , i mean he must have had bugger all girlfriends as a kid .

It must be terrible for these two lads having to go through life knowing that as they get older , it will get worse , although , in both their cases , not much will change as they will have gotton used to it by now. You have to feel sorry for them dont ya.

I now totally understand the suggestion that after the midnight watershed posters should be breathalysed!

True, they are both right ugly gits, Rooney more so, but I don't think they spend too much time looking in mirrors, too busy counting their money to care.

i think wheater must be in contention too, damn that boys hugly.....