HELP

[moi]

Help! Lady in distress!

I've just had an email from the University of Liverpool offering me the chance to do a Masters degree online. Here I am half-way through my Mistresses degree from the University of Geezer, and this third-rate rival establishment has somehow found its way into my Inbox. I feel defiled.

What can I do to decontaminate my computer? All suggestions gratefully considered...

 

[Valerie]

Is there such an establishment as the University of Liverpool, are you sure? You'd think that's a bit high brow for the area.

And why would they offer to "do" a degree, are they fencing stolen degrees?

Questions, questions....

But worrying nevertheless, you are right. I'd boil your computer in water for a good hour or so, that usually makes eeky things go away.

 

[PloKoon13]

University of Liverpool

"If you can read this e-mail you're in"

 

[moi]

Can they be reported for tapping me up?

 

[Mod]

Welcome to the lovely world of Spam!

You can now expect emails on how to make your dick bigger and that a russian 18 year old is home alone waiting on webcam!

Add a junk filter to your email client or download Thunderbird and use the junk controls on there.

 

[moi]

I'm very anxiously awaiting the results of my second year exams. I think the written papers went OK, but I don't know if I did myself justice in the orals. The Geezer feedback said my nerves let me down.