To introduce myself, I've been a Chelsea fan since the late '60s; watched them home and away from around '71 to '86 when a nasty accident kept me off my feet and decimated my future earnings. I managed to get down to the Charity shield v the Scum a few years back but don't go any more, mostly because I'm skint. Whenever any of the local yokels (or any other scumbag for that matter) accuses me of being a glory hunter, I show them the CFC tattoos on my arms, both of which are well over 30 years old. Some people might even remember me from the old Shed and North Stand days - yes I was that drunken nutter. And here I am, still alive, if not exactly well.