And the dumbest contestant EVER award goes to.........

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I really am speechless after hearing that.

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I'm sure both your wives would give you both a gentle little kick in the nuts for such remarks. I would.

How did the compere keep a straight face? Dear God, what a travesty. Of course there are equally as many entirely stupid male Americans, Australians and Brits, but they are usually ugly as well. So at least you can have fantasies about stupid but beautiful women, we poor women have to make do with wondering why God made so many good looking men gay!

 
Com'on Jane. Credit where it's due. She made a fair point about the maps.

If people ain't got one, they can't point out the USA.
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I've watched that about three times now and I still haven't got a clue what she's talking about.

I hope that it was just nerves that made her say those things and not the capacity of her brain.

She might have a good body but without a brain to work it she's not much to have.

And, Jane, you can have fantasies too. Picture a heart-shaped bed with Brad Pitt and George Clooney lying on it.
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Or you could trade one of them with Dr. Phil to have someone to talk to after the love-making.
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What a great question - why can't Americans point out the USA on a map? Of course the answer the questioner was looking for was 'they are stupid' which she was bright enough to realise, and in her desperate efforts to avoid having to state the bleeding obvious and insult the whole country, resorted to the standard 'I want to help the children of the World' answer.

What I want to know is...did she win?
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She's seems too perfect to be true. Can she cook?
I saw her first, Just!

PS: I get the sneaking suspicion that she's learnt how to argue at the University of Loz. Where all questions are automatically answered by obtuse statements designed to cloud the issue with vagaries and nonsensical filibuster, in the hope that everybody forgets what the question was about in the first place, and instead decides to go and put the kettle on and have a nice hot cup of tea and a quick lie down...
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Hubba hubba! I didn't even notice what she was saying!

If you look elsewhere on Youtube, she explains in another interview how she only heard part of the question and blanked because she was so nervous. Apparently she's off to college to study graphic design.

Anyway, who cares? She's my new screensaver!

 
What's most amusing about this is that she claims membership in MENSA.
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How can she be when she probably can't even spell MENSA
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That's rich, coming from someone who can't even spell Moose
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Now listen here young man.

I knowingly misspelled "Moose". It was a choice I made. I didn't make a mistake.
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What's most amusing about this is that she claims membership in MENSA.
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How can she be when she probably can't even spell MENSA
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That's rich, coming from someone who can't even spell Moose
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Now listen here young man.

I knowingly misspelled "Moose". It was a choice I made. I didn't make a mistake.
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Ah a deliberate spelling mistake that's a right load of old bollox different.

Young man? Who are you calling young man you old git?
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Moos, my dear young man, I've only just spotted this immensely patronising statement. Whilst I realise that the recent thread about my reaching 50, probably signifies to someone of your youth, that I am way past it, or possibly you think my brain must have atrophied and my imagination has become so limited that I could not create a fantasy a at least a billion times more enticing than this one:

And, Jane, you can have fantasies too. Picture a heart-shaped bed with Brad Pitt and George Clooney lying on it.
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Or you could trade one of them with Dr. Phil to have someone to talk to after the love-making.
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Please don't think about getting a job in the sex industry, they're really not ready for you.

 
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