I forgot to mention that Max Rushden is considered some sort of top-tier sports presenter god over here, for some reason. Truly a meeting of the mediocre
Donnarumma would surely have been the preferred option were it not for his agent at the time being Mino Raiola, whom the club basically banned in 2017 after the Lukaku saga.
Another problem was that most of the top-tier of keepers at the time had just completed their moves. IMO we should have gone for Jan Oblak as a straight swap, since we were never getting a huge fee for Courtois and he just wanted to move to Madrid so probably would have preferred returning to Atletico.