Chelsea (2) vs (1) FC Copenhagen (ECL) Thurs 13th March 25 20:00 GMT

[yaz]

Why the hell are we wasting time??

 

[erskblue]

 

[El regreso]

I am warming to George a lot he’s getting better and better the more he plays.

 

[just]

I used to pretend I was Marcel Desailly on the pitch as a kid. Little did I know I was more of a Bogarde...

Here's looking at you kid.

 

[BewareoftheDrog]

Tyrique is making some great runs tonight but he seems determined to score but shoots when there are half a dozen players in front of him

 

[Scott Harris]

I am warming to George a lot he’s getting better and better the more he plays.

I feel the opposite. He struggles a lot. Losses the ball a lot, can't ever seem to beat his man and his crossing and shooting is always blocked.

 

[General]

Can one of the ball boys be MOTM ?

 

[yaz]

Neto bursting forward with pace. That's him shipped to the bomb squad then.

 

[WeatherMan]

Superb break by Neto but Palmer just not switched on to the cross

 

[PloKoon13]

I always remember my brother being benched come rain or shine never being brought on. When on the final day of the season with minutes remaining a lad wondered on up who nobody had seen before, lent a kit off someone and the manager brought him on instead of my brother.

My dad was close to breaking the managers neck. I just came to the conclusion my brother was really sh*t at football.

While I was legitimately sh*t at football I did get on the pitch sometimes. One of my favourite memories was playing against one of the actually good teams and losing 5-1, the highlight of which was our braindead goalkeeper (a Tottenham fan to boot) punching the ball into his own net from a cross while under no pressure. He shouted 'LEAVE IT' as well...

It was eventually noticed that was happy to put my body in the way of the ball so I had a somewhat memorable stint as a goalkeeper. The main takeaway from that is a nose that points the wrong way.

 

[Carloseyebrow]

Neto reminds me of that Evel Knivel wind up bike. It goes like crazy at the start then falls over….yes you’ve got to be old like me to remember both Evel Knivel and the toy

 

[PloKoon13]

Here's looking at you kid.

We'll always have Paris (away 2015)

 

[BewareoftheDrog]

I used to pretend I was Marcel Desailly on the pitch as a kid. Little did I know I was more of a Bogarde

I was more of a goalkeeper. Always the late great Peter Bonetti

 

[PloKoon13]

I was more of a goalkeeper. Always the late great Peter Bonetti

Could you throw the ball to the halfway line (and throw away the key)?

 

[JPH]

What a tertible performance again. And the worst thing is that Maresca believes KDH can play football and Clearlake believes Maresca can manage a football team.

 

[dR3]

Damn, Cole is in a hell of a rut

 

[Sexyfootball]

Could have been a debut goal for Antwi there if Cole had squared it

 

[BewareoftheDrog]

Could you throw the ball to the halfway line (and throw away the key)?

I could barely throw it to the 18 yard line tbh

 

[Scott Harris]

Palmer's general play isn't that bad, and he's still the most positive influence on our attacking game, he's just getting his shooting and decision making all wrong.

 

[Scott]

KJH MOTM