Chelsea vs Nottingham Forest (PL) Monday 4th May 15:00 GMT

[dermott]

That's unfair to Maureen the tea lady, a stalwart in everybody's fantasy team.

Maureen is concussed too. Head butted the tea trolley. No bandages left for her.

 

[alwayshopeful]

Maureen is concussed too. Head butted the tea trolley. No bandages left for her.

hope shes ok

 

[Zola_25Fan]

These players are twat. f**king mercenaries.

As Drogba said. #NotMyChelsea

 

[Carloseyebrow]

That Omari lad looks decent give him an 8 year deal

 

[alwayshopeful]

my tv just turned itself off ....its a sign

 

[dan_cfc]

That's unfair to Maureen the tea lady, a stalwart in everybody's fantasy team.

Would say maybe her and Delap could switch roles, but I wouldn’t trust him to finish making the teas.

 

[Valerie]

Maureen is concussed too. Head butted the tea trolley. No bandages left for her.

What about paper napkins?

 

[alwayshopeful]

That Omari lad looks decent give him an 8 year deal

sign the ball ., it always scores

 

[Bebe1980]

We're a pub side now - not a very good one either.

 

[WhiteWall]

Even now, they are chasing the game and trying to increase the pressure and the quality from every player is horrendous

 

[PloKoon13]

What about paper napkins?

That's all @BlueBeard had to hand to use as a condom

 

[carrickblue]

9 minutes. Seriously?

 

[Valerie]

We're a pub side now - not a very good one either.

It's not even a nice pub.

 

[WhiteWall]

sign the ball ., it always scores

Hey come on. Respect the ball.

 

[The Rising Sun]

Pre season we play in Australia, Hong Kong and Indonesia.

The last game is on 8th of August!!

 

[dermott]

What about paper napkins?

Eghbali used them up wiping his arse. Ran out of dollar bills.

 

[MyWord]

Starters:

Sanchez - 5

Gusto - 2

Tosin - 3

Chalobah - 3

Cucu - 4

Enzo - 6

Lavia - 5

Derry - 6

Palmer - 3

Pedro - 4

 

[alwayshopeful]

Pre season we play in Australia, Hong Kong and Indonesia.

The last game is on 8th of August!!

mayb we can just leave them all out there

 

[The Rising Sun]

We've scored!!

 

[richardbartlett]

Pre season we play in Australia, Hong Kong and Indonesia.

The last game is on 8th of August!!

Do they have pub teams out there for us to play?