Famous Film Lines

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"All right, Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up.â€

(That's not the full quote, but that's the most famous part)

 
"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

- CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980)

 
Where've you been soldier?

Training sir

What kind of training soldier?

Army training sir.

 
What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your f***in' armchair w**kin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? F**k that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!

 
"You’re the son of a thousand fathers all b@stards like you."

Eli Wallach in “The Good the Bad and the Uglyâ€

 
"Where are you?"

"I'm in my office."

"No, you're not."

"Why would you say that?"

"Because if you were, we'd be having this conversation face to face."

(or something like that)

 
"Where are you?""I'm in my office."

"No, you're not."

"Why would you say that?"

"Because if you were, we'd be having this conversation face to face."

(or something like that)
Bourne Identity, not sure which one, maybe the last.

 
The new James Bond, when asked if he wanted his Dry Martini "Shaken or Stirred" :

"Do I look like I give a toss !?"

Classic !!!

 
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