Flouncy haired poofs in football...

[BlueBeard]

I was watching the highlights of Newcastle v Man.Utd (73/74) on a Big Match DVD (Arse v Chels was the main match), when I nearly choked on my peanut butter sarnie. There was Brian Kidd, looking even more like a prize prick than normal - I only vaguely remember him having his hair like this!

Sorry about the quality of the pic, but it's a video capture - it certainly doesn't do true justice to the utter horror of the hairstyle.

Now, I know there have been hundreds of dodgy haircuts in football down the years, so why don't you post the daftest one you've seen? There's loads to choose from: - comb-over kings Bobby Charlton & Ralph Coates, permed prat Kevin Keegan, the geezer with a pineapple on his head, sh*t, we could devote an entire thread just to Florent Malouda!

 

[Liam]

I don't think I've ever seen a worse hairstyle. Shudder.

Now here's a proper hairstyle on a real man. Short back and sides please, guv.

 

[Scott]

Google Dijibril Cisse

 

[BlueBeard]

Liam, that pic of Waddle is nauseating - well done!

Here's one of your fellow countrymen, Scott!

 

[BlueBeard]

Valderama...are you f*ckin' sure about that barnet, Carlos?

 

[moi]

He clearly feels he's having a bad hair day!

 

[moi]

You don't have to go back to 1973 to find silly hairdos, Bluebeard. This one takes the biscuit! (what weird expressions we have in English!)

 

[geezer]

He clearly feels he's having a bad hair day!

Ah but who is it?

 

[moi]

Ah but who is it?

It's Fabriccio Coloccini from Deportiva Coruna (don;t know how to do the squiggle over Coruna!)

Do you know who the other plonker is? I heard he was married to a matchstick!

 

[Eggy McMuffin]

It's Fabriccio Coloccini from Deportiva Coruna (don;t know how to do the squiggle over Coruna!)Do you know who the other plonker is? I heard he was married to a matchstick!

Without a google search who does he play for now?

 

[andy]

One of my all time favs .. and for that FA cup final goal... Alan Sunderland

 

[moi]

Without a google search who does he play for now?

You cheeky wee monkey! He plays for the magpies. (doesn't he?)

 

[Eggy McMuffin]

You cheeky wee monkey! He plays for the magpies. (doesn't he?)

He most certainly does.

 

[BLUENUT]

You don't have to go back to 1973 to find silly hairdos, Bluebeard. This one takes the biscuit! (what weird expressions we have in English!)

You can say that again!

 

[moi]

This bloke, on the other hand, looked great whatever length his hair was. I've chosen a black and white photo so as not to pollute your eyes with r*d.

 

[BlueBeard]

'e's got a pineapple, on 'is 'ead, 'e's got a pineapple, on 'is 'ead

 

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Eddie had a few bad ones in his time with us..

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[TheWestwayWonder]

speaking of pineapples:

I realize that he has played better since he started going through these ugly haircuts, but I wish to hell Malouda would just stop

 

[Scott]

Liam, that pic of Waddle is nauseating - well done!Here's one of your fellow countrymen, Scott!

Ah yes Alexi the Red did love his Viking look didn't he. To be fair he's learned his lesson.