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Then again it could be uncle Vlad the Impaler. I f**king love Communism, with a big, fat, Chelsea alouetta C.

 
I have no clue either.  So if all three of us don't know, it definitely can't be worth knowing!

 
I am now dismissing Yorkley as the perpetrator, and going for Charles Ryder.

 
This is June Medford Terry's other and considerably better half. Firstly my husband's grammar oh I do despair of that man I really do. He just isn't as smart as he thinks he is and the good people here noticed his appalling use of the words there, they're and their. He just doesn't belong here and his idea of having Topics like Favourite Radio 4 Panel Show (mine's anything with Sandi Toksvig i just love her retired colonel's voice so soothing) will have to be on another website. Unfortunately there's no other football websites that cover so many topics like the one's he interested in like you do on here. So i've decided he's just not worthy to be in the company of such eminent and distinguished posters.

Mind you Terry hasn't been himself recently only last week he insisted that I iron his trousers just before his boss and some possible Chinese investors were due. Which meant him having to run into the garden when they arrived and after the small talk I managed to quickly pass them out of the window to him. But more worrying is when last Saturday he turned up in a schoolboy's uniform claiming he'd got a sideline selling chocolate. Seeing a middle aged rather rotund man dressed like that was enough for me to start taking valium again washed down with a glass or two of Blue Nun. I mean whatever's next will he try and make the Hit Parade by singing a song about his Brother?.

 
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Sometimes I really miss DMerchant!

 
There's certainly a lack of decent parody on the forum these days

 
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