I dont think things are all that bad for England. Sure we could'nt stick 5 past the Isreali's, but who does? They are a superb footballing nation, and you had more chance of me being spanked in front of a kibbutz whilst being called Jacob, than witnessing a thrashing of the Isrealites.
Our future looks rosey, as does our squad.
Owen Hargreaves remains the Talisman of our team. Without him, England
are physically incapable of putting in a decent performance.
He has perfected the art of the 'Makelele' role, and alot of his work, of course, goes 'unnoticed'.
Stewart 'The Super Sub' Downing meanwhile, continues to bamboozle opponents, leaving them in his wake. Never have i seen such a superb push and run merchant, since, well, since...
Anywho, that Cristiano fella should take note, because watching Stewy and Gareth Barry warm up is a sight that will surely strike fear in to the hearts of any two-bob middle eastern outfit.
The only negative comments that i have, is that our brave battling warriors are continually let down by their so called 'megastar' team mates in the form of Rooney, Lampard and Gerrard (MBE). They cannot all play together, and nor should they. It's a disgrace.
Instead ladies and gentlemen, i propose that we turn our backs on them altogether, as they are clearly not cutting the mustard when it matters.
Replace them is what i say!
Out with Gerrard. In with Steve Sidwell.
Out with Lampard. In with Jermaine Jenas.
Out with Rooney. In with Steve Kabba.
Make these changes, and watch our England team flourish.
It has got to be the way forward people.
This level headed, intelligent human being from the BBC seems to at least endorse some of my statements:
Lampard is the DEVIL HIMSELF! GO TO HELL AND BURN, BURN, BURN!