mini-table: results from the Xmas period for all Prem teams

[MannyJello]

Chelsea 10

Arsenal 10

Man Utd 9

Aston Villa 8

Liverpool 8

West Ham 7

Blackburn 7

Tottenham 6

Everton 6

Man City 6

Bolton 6

Wigan 5

Pompey 4

Reading 4

Brum 4

Sunderland 3

Boro 3

Fulham 2

Newcastle 1

Derby 1

 

[coco]

Considering everything, thats made my Christmas !

 

[The Moos]

Doesn't Arsenal have better goal difference? Shouldn't that put them top of that table?

 

[MannyJello]

not when i draft the mini-table, Moos. the only objective piece of information on that list that cannot be disputed is total points. as for rankings for when the teams have the same number of points, you go to a wholly subjective system, invented by me, applied by me, where i account for injuries to squad, doucheiness of other teams' managerial staff, and general other considerations (i.e., random luck based on where i cutted and pasted the team names).

 

[mad_mac]

Rich, I see that the Portland Timbers have a song called "Green is the Colour" sung to the tune of our "Blue is the Colour"

Surely that is blasphemy!

 

[The Moos]

not when i draft the mini-table, Moos. the only objective piece of information on that list that cannot be disputed is total points. as for rankings for when the teams have the same number of points, you go to a wholly subjective system, invented by me, applied by me, where i account for injuries to squad, doucheiness of other teams' managerial staff, and general other considerations (i.e., random luck based on where i cutted and pasted the team names).

I see. Then I must ask you why you've put West Ham ahead of Blackburn, Spuds ahead of Bolton, Man City and Everton?

Surely teams like Spuds should be as far down in the table as possible?