Neymar

He'd last 5 minutes. He'd get snapped by a proper defender and after batching, crying and rolling around on the floor He'd end up fking off like that other cheating, diving, w*nker Di Maria.

I'd love Neymar to come to the EPL, just not to us. I'd like him to come so that someone with real finesse in the art of tackling,  someone like Eric Dier can completely iron him out.

 
Sean Dyche might give him a leg breaker himself...and I'd love to see it, just not in Chelsea colors. 

 
He would probably play about 20% of games due to injuries and other nonsense, look flashy but doesn't really hit the ground running, get labeled a huge flop, go on a strop and we'll be trying to offload him for the next 2 years.

Can already see it. 

 
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Probably get kicked off the field after 10 minutes and sit out for 6 months. He's exactly what we don't need right now, let's hope Boehly and his buddies dont get any ideas.

 
No way the manager would sign him. He goes against everything Pochettino wants in a player.

Might explain why he “failed” in Paris.

 
You can't deny Ronaldo, Lukaku and Neymar would be a dream forward line for many fans.

Would be a total nightmare for any players who had to defend behind them though.
Which Ronaldo?

 
No way the manager would sign him. He goes against everything Pochettino wants in a player.

Might explain why he “failed” in Paris.
One of a number of reasons, mostly related to the front three. Indulged superstars bolted onto the front of 8 players left to try to cover for their refusal to help defend. And indulged to the point that, according to Pochettino, disciplining any of them was verboten. Mmmm. That's German. Interdit in French.

 
Think both Neymar and Pochettino enjoyed working with one another, which kind of explains our "interest". 

Given we have Enzo in midfield, adding Neymar as an attacking midfielder in a midfield 3 is suicide in the PL. Can only see him succeeding as a LF with the entire team making up for his lack of pressing/defensive game. 

 
Oh god, he's been snapped at Cobham ahead of hsi medical

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Rumoured Neymar's entourage in talks with Chelsea!

 
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