Stop press everybody. Benitez has amended his comments. Here they are ..
‘It’s easy to talk about the legends and we have to have a lot of respect for them. What they have achieved at this club is fantastic, but we have to have a new manager — English or foreign, male or female, Earthling or otherwise, it doesn’t matter, so long as it isn't me — and carry on winning or losing or drawing, it really doesn't matter, so long as I f**k off and pronto.'
'Everyone knows the legends have been here and what they have achieved, but we have to see somebody replace me. It’s part of life. It's what everybody wants. I really am a w**ker.'
‘I can see the club are changing things and thinking about being successful again. It’s not just,
“Oh, we won†and that’s it. It's far more than that. It's
"Get that fat Spanish waiter out of our club. He really is disgusting".'
'Petr Cech, John Terry, Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba have been immortalised in the history of the club after forming the backbone of Chelsea’s success, and now I've come along to f**k it all up. It's what I do. I do exactly as it says on the extra large tin of baked beans.'
Benitez added: ‘It is one of the good things about English football because people have good memories and they respect people who achieve something for the club. They also remember the things I said, and that's why I will never gain their respect.'
‘That’s very positive, but you have to think about the future — you cannot wait. We have to move forward. We need to get someone else in now and kick me into touch. So long as you give me a few Mars Bars I won't complain.'
Changing times: Fernando Torres can only stay on his feet if Rafa Benitez holds on to him.
No deal: Ashley Cole calls Benitez a w**ker and runs away.
Benitez added: ‘Every year you have to bring someone else in. Last year I came in. Now it's 2013. Surely it's time for me to leave?'
‘Maybe in the next couple of years everyone will have forgotten about me and I'll have opened my own tapas bar in the heart of Liverpool, with a sunbed in the corner and a counter where you can cash giros.'
‘When I was a coach at Real Madrid with the academy, I was asking my players,
“Can you go to the first team? You have legends there but I have my ambitionâ€. They said to me,
"Who are you? You're only the youth team coach. Shut up and suck my dick."'
‘That has to be the way. If you want to keep winning, to have the winning mentality, you need the new generation pushing you. They couldn't push me because I was too heavy. Chelsea are managing this situation. They have hired a JCB.'