One liners

moi · Sep 30, 2009

As an adult, the recommended daily alcohol limit is me drinking as much as I f**king want!

geezer · Oct 2, 2009

I gave up drinking last year - it was the longest 20 minutes of my life!

Lofty · Oct 2, 2009

geezer said:
I gave up drinking last year - it was the longest 20 minutes of my life!

Must have been traumatic for you. Maybe this'll help:

moi · Oct 5, 2009

From the Rockjy Horror Show;

Minerva: I ask for nothing!

Frank: And you shall receive it - in abundance!

d-vder · Oct 6, 2009

As might be said of Scolari...

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of a morbid sense of curiosity".

geezer · Oct 18, 2009

I ran 5 miles today but in the end I had to give up and gave the woman her purse back.

geezer · Oct 18, 2009

I lost at chess to a computer but I beat it at kick boxing

moi · Oct 18, 2009

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Cathlolic!

moi · Oct 18, 2009

I like cats too! Let's exchange recipes!

geezer · Oct 19, 2009

What year did Jesus think it was?

moi · Oct 27, 2009

How did they know the shark attack victim had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders on the beach.

moi · Nov 11, 2009

Geezer hasn't spoken to Mrs O'Geezer for over two years - he's too polite to interrupt her!

geezer · Nov 11, 2009

moi said:
Geezer hasn't spoken to Mrs O'Geezer for over two years - he's too polite to interrupt her!

Nor did geezer speak to Mrs O'geezer whilst making love last night cos there was no phone handy.

moi · Nov 11, 2009

geezer said:
Nor did geezer speak to Mrs O'geezer whilst making love last night cos there was no phone handy.

I'd have lent you my phone if you'd said!

geezer · Nov 11, 2009

moi said:
I'd have lent you my phone if you'd said!

Well given it was on vibration mode and you were enjoying it so much I didn't have the heart to ask...............

moi · Nov 12, 2009

geezer said:
Well given it was on vibration mode and you were enjoying it so much I didn't have the heart to ask...............

It was a Virgin phone - I couldn't hurry it!

moi · Nov 23, 2009

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles

geezer · Nov 23, 2009

I finally realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

moi · Nov 23, 2009

geezer said:
I finally realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

I bet you were a gorgeous goat, though!

geezer · Nov 23, 2009

Spilt some vinegar in my ear earlier and now I've got pickled hearing