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Peter Crouch

Toy's R Us are having trouble, Maybe we could sign Geoffrey on a short term contract? Good in the air, Likeable character.

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Matt law hasn't said anything yet so hopefully it's just a wind up, although it is worrying we are linked with big lump centre forwards with no technique. 

Strangest window in long long time. 

 
Does our board not understand PR, this is making us a laughing stock around the world. Surely roman isn’t happy with this sh*t!

 
Our board need to just go, roman aswel if hes not interested, biggest implosion ive ever seen, best manager we have had in years, title winning team with £200million to spend, 6 months later we are here, honestly so angry right now

 
We need someone whose gonna push Moratta not let him think he's automatic first choice. Why the hell are we not going for Vardy? he knows the league, is different to Moratta and is available for the CL.

 
We’ll sign messi on Monday now after all these stupid rumours. Guaranteed 

 
Adamrb said:
Does our board not understand PR, this is making us a laughing stock around the world. Surely roman isn’t happy with this sh*t!
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i don't like criticising the board, and this rumour could be bullsh*t. however, the people working at the club are likely being paid well north of £100k a year to run the club, and yet the best they're coming up with is andy carroll, some guy called boakye, and peter f**king crouch. sorry, but if you're working at chelsea and earning a damn good salary to do so, you should be able to perform a simple task such as researching talent.

how hard can it be to find better quality players than the above mentioned? like really? i understand it's january and hard to find people, but we are looking at two of the worst players, not just in europe, but in britain to lead our line when the main striker is out or not up to it. that sort of sh*t is unfathomable, whether true (in the case of andy carroll it seems to be anyway) or not. 

 
Arsenal are trying to sign Aubameyang, Man Utd are trying to sign Sanchez and the Premier League Champions Chelsea are out here trying to sign Andy Carroll and Peter Crouch

 
Give me Carroll over Crouch.  Unreal, it has to be bo**ocks just because he is big and lanky.  surely to f**k!?

 
oh and listen to this guys! crouch is an experienced premier league striker, yet he's scored 3 goals this season. andy carroll is the same, he's scored 2 goals. however, there's a 20 year old lad on loan at swansea up top who's scored 4 premier league goals this season. crazy huh? 

 
Sounds like this one may have just come from someones arse, from SSN

CROUCH UPDATE

Our reporters have been doing some digging and have been told there has been no approach from Chelsea for Peter Crouch.

We understand Stoke aren’t aware of any interest from Chelsea, and they’d be reluctant to let Crouch leave without a replacement being lined up.

Crouch turns 37 at the end of this month, and signed a one-year contract extension at Stoke before Christmas. 

 
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