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JM7 said:
TIMES EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea are considering making a move for striker Dusan Vlahovic. (@CharDuncker @hirstclass @garyjacob @peterrutzler)
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Whether he would be a success or not will split opinion but is actually somewhat immaterial. 

Personally I think he has the attributes to do well, but the important thing for me, if there is any substance to this rumour,  is at least we are targeting a striker that is a recognised, senior, elite striker.

I want us going after Vlahovic, Sesko, Osimhen, Gyokeres, etc rather than 19 yo unheard of kids that the PR machine pumps up as being the next best thing on the back of nothing.

With the form that Jackson is in, let's get this deal done.

 
Jangz said:
The idiots will delay tilll the last hour of the window .. keep putting out media briefings that we are interested in every player before we sign a 10 year old.

winstanlwr can fck themselves 
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Not looking very successful in their attempts to move players on either.

 
JM7 said:
TIMES EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea are considering making a move for striker Dusan Vlahovic. (@CharDuncker @hirstclass @garyjacob @peterrutzler)
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Lately he's become a meme in Italy and pretty much everybody laughs at him. There is a page on instagram dedicated to his highlights with thousands of comments mocking him. His latest matches make Lukaku's first touch look like a piece of art.

 
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petre ispirescu said:
Lately he's become a meme in Italy and pretty much everybody laughs at him. There is a page on instagram dedicated to his highlights with thousands of comments mocking him. His latest matches make Lukaku's first touch look like a piece of art.
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He'll bond well with the clown Jackson then

 
Linked with Douglas Luiz on loan from Juve. Should have signed him in the summer when he moved for £42m to Juve. The KDH & Omari Kellyman fees would have more than covered his fee. Think he is quality, and can play the DM/Box2Box role perfectly. He offers us more control in the middle of the park, and is a goal threat going forward. 

 
ducavis said:
Linked with Douglas Luiz on loan from Juve. Should have signed him in the summer when he moved for £42m to Juve. The KDH & Omari Kellyman fees would have more than covered his fee. Think he is quality, and can play the DM/Box2Box role perfectly. He offers us more control in the middle of the park, and is a goal threat going forward. 
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Why would Juve loan him out though, is he not playing there?

 
Sconnie Blue said:
Seems like he comes off the bench mostly. 

I see City are also linked with him too. 
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He is a city youth product I think?

Sconnie Blue said:
Juve want loan with obligation. 
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Makes sense for them, if Motta does not want him.

Does it make sense for us? Clearly PL proven, we need help now, and we cannot count on Lavia staying fit. 

Does a midfield 3 of Caicedo, Luiz and Santos look good long term, in your opinion?

 
WhiteWall said:
Didn't we sign this Dibling kid once already and he went straight back home after like a week

https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1882077308988817637
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Yep

Signed 11th August 2022 for £1.7m. Less than 3 weeks later back he went on "undisclosed" terms.

2 and a half years, 29 appearances (1,654 minutes) and 4 goals later he is apparently now worth £55m LOL.

Naturally he is currently out injured as well 🙂 

 
Piss?

Anyway my good pal sh*tty Phil tells me that this is all part of an elaborate money-laundering scheme cooked up by the "Krauts" that run Dibling's agency. The "Yanks" that run our club are natural criminals so were of course on board. (Believe me, he has connections at Southampton, he appeared on Le Tissier's anti-vax podcast, apparently the amount of cocaine lying around was like the PGMOL end-of-season party)

 
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