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I know highlights don't always prove that much, but he would definitely offer something different up top, especially if he can play off the striker. Could be a shrewd signing depending on the fee.


 
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I know highlights don't always prove that much, but he would definitely offer something different up top, especially if he can play off the striker. Could be a shrewd signing depending on the fee.
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Looks like a new version of tore andre flo, which isnt a bad thing at all.

 
Seems like another Jackson-esque signing. half a season of good form which could be his break out or could just be a purple patch. Wonder if it'll work out this time.

 
Seems like another Jackson-esque signing. half a season of good form which could be his break out or could just be a purple patch. Wonder if it'll work out this time.
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Can they at least work out if he has a footballing brain first.. It would make everything so much easier

 
Rumours were interested in buying Fofana.

Yes that’s Malick Fofana from Lyon. Looking at completing the set of Fofanas.

 
Rumours were interested in buying Fofana.

Yes that’s Malick Fofana from Lyon. Looking at completing the set of Fofanas.
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Lyon played an Europa League match in my hometown, Bucharest, a few months ago. I watched that, Fofana came on as a substitute around the 70th minute and he was electric. The game had a slow pace up until then and the score was 1-1, but he changed everything and scored two goals. I admit I did not watch much of Lyon last season and I instantly said "Wow. Who the hell is this guy Fofana?!".

I don't know how to describe him. Looks a lot like Doku in terms of movement and speed. He is flashy, but with better IQ than Doku and a more refined dribbling. I think Doku is a fine player, but IMHO the guy lacks IQ bigtime. A bit like Garnacho, that guy is as dumb as a lamp post as well.

 
All part of Clearlake's brilliant marketing strategy. No more beds in corners of the ground, nor weird looking dudes suddenly standing up to promote films.

No, the new plan, brilliant in it's simplicity is to buy as many Fofanas as possible so that when the cameras pan around the ground the fans look super enthusiastic and supportive, cheering the name of their Fofana idols, rather than it seeming that the fans are mouthing the words Oh For F*cks Sake.

My God we couLd learn a lot from these American business geniuses.

 
The problem arises when they all start trying to behead each other and shouting there can be only one!

 
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