Season's Player Ratings with NOBS on

Danny Drinkwater - 2 (times the legal limit) - Played the very first match of the season then went into full George Best mode by driving expensive cars, getting hammered with chicks and then squandered the rest.  I mean what else are you going to do with all that money when you don't even make the bench?

NOBS - Australia - Despite his name he would rather drink beer than drink water.

 
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Emerson - 6 - Emerson and his bag of trick. One trick, just one. A snappy foot over the ball feint that achieves absolutely nothing. There is some potential there though which, if achieved, could see him start regularly for, say, West Brom. All style, no substance.

NOBS - Italian - All style, no substance.   

 
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