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Terrace Taunts

I remember being on the platform at Baker St, Wembley bound before the 2000 Charity Shield game V Manure. We had tonked them 5-0 the previous season.There were some Utd fans present, and  Chelsea ones started a  'Who put the ball in Utds net, Arthur, Arthur, Who put the ball in Utds net, arthur f*****g Chelsea!.

 
Same tune.......To the poor policemen who did such great jobs with us......WHOs THE PRAT IN THE BIG BLUE HAT...COPPER  COPPPER

 
'You're not Jewish anymore'

Sung to Micky Hazard after leaving Tottenham and doing well for us.

 
a couple of seasons ago,last home game of the season I think Newcastle started singing 'your not champions anymore' (bread of heaven)to which chelsea replied (blue moon) 'you've never won f**k all'

 
Lucky they didnt listen to the words properly then.................................................

 
The terrace sound that must stay the same for as long as we, our children and our childrens children live is ...WE ATE TOTTENHAM....It is compulsory for all Blues to instill these few words into the psyche of all that is Blue....It is :smile:   only right

 
May have already been posted but there was a  chant just after Spurs played in Seville a few years back. The Spanish Police waded into the Spurs fans. Chant was; "We love the Old Bill in Seville."

 
Was in the Calderon on Tuesday night and I heard a quality one that I hadn’t heard before:

To the tune of Depeche Mode’s ‘Just can’t get enough’:

When we won in Munich, we f*cked their season up.

I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough

[Don’t remember this verse]

I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough

When Drogba scored we all went f*cking wild, and I just can’t seem to get enough of…do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, WE HATE TOTTENHAM! lol

 
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Just thought of this... 

HE'S FAT! HE'S FAT! HE IS A f**kING TWAT!! THE ONE AND ONLY ROOONEEEEEEEEEYYY!!!

 
"You'll never slip alone" after Demba Ba's goal, to Steven Gerrard at Anfield

 
I'd like to think a nice rendition of  "Cheer up Stevieeee Geeeeee,........" was on the go as well.

 
This one's got a lot of traction over the last few days in various grounds. I heard us singing something similar against Norwich:

To the tune of Que Sera:

Steeve Gerraard, Gerraaaard,

He slipped on his f*cking aaaarse,

He gave it to Demba Baaaa,

Steve Gerraaaard, Gerraard.

 
"Yoooouuuscoreeedddbooaatheemmgoaaaollsfeerrnuuuuutthiiiiiiinnn!!!!,......."

Me, on me todd, earlier in my local (in south east England) to a load of Liversh*te 'fans' (also from south east England).

In fairness I should add that it was in good fun and I know some of them!!.

 
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When Glenn Hoddle left Chelsea at the end of the 1995-1996 to manage England there was a rumour going around that Ken Bates was going to appoint George Graham as his successor. At the last home game of that season ( I forget who we played) the chant was; "You can stick George Graham up your arse". I think Ken  took the hint.

 
Boyne said:
When Glenn Hoddle left Chelsea at the end of the 1995-1996 to manage England there was a rumour going around that Ken Bates was going to appoint George Graham as his successor. At the last home game of that season ( I forget who we played) the chant was; "You can stick George Graham up your arse". I think Ken  took the hint.
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Steve H said:
"Yoooouuuscoreeedddbooaatheemmgoaaaollsfeerrnuuuuutthiiiiiiinnn!!!!,......."

Me, on me todd, earlier in my local (in south east England) to a load of Liversh*te 'fans' (also from south east England).

In fairness I should add that it was in good fun and I know some of them!!.
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Haha...sorry mate,can you break down what you said for me...i`m trying to sing it but i still can`t make sense of it  :laugh2:   

 
Devil Dog said:
Haha...sorry mate,can you break down what you said for me...i`m trying to sing it but i still can`t make sense of it  :laugh2:   
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No worries.

"You scored both them goals for nothing!"

Not the wittiest chant ever, and beer may have had a teensy hand in it, but it served a purpose as the games were finishing on Sunday. :laugh2:

It actually started when my mate stood next to me just said to to me as a passing comment, and I took it from there.

 
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