The Shed End TOTW

[Jezz]

Last player on the bench. Just snuck in without anyone noticing.

 

[dermott]

Last player on the bench. Just snuck in without anyone noticing.

@Valerie just added to your total. She'll do anything for money.

 

[Valerie]

@Valerie just added to your total. She'll do anything for money.

Yes, as long as it's for easy money. Don't want to exert myself. I'm basically a Fofana.

 

[dermott]

Yes, as long as it's for easy money. Don't want to exert myself. I'm basically a Fofana.

 

[Mod]

New team of the week out! @erskblue still captain and banging in the goals. The backline looks a bit dodgy though, 4 Fofana's!

 

[SydneyChelsea]

New team of the week out! @erskblue still captain and banging in the goals. The backline looks a bit dodgy though, 4 Fofana's!

Looks like I put in less than half the work of everyone else in that backline, so I'm probably the Badiashile

 

[Valerie]

New team of the week out! @erskblue still captain and banging in the goals. The backline looks a bit dodgy though, 4 Fofana's!

Oi, nothing can go wrong with @All Barco no bite and me at the heart of our defense! We're completely in tune with each other.

 

[All Barco no bite]

Oi, nothing can go wrong with @All Barco no bite and me at the heart of our defense! We're completely in tune with each other.

Like a modern day Terry and Carvalho.

Shame about @Clearlake Cartel aka Baba Rahman to the left of us.

 

[Clearlake Cartel]

Like a modern day Terry and Carvalho.

Shame about @Clearlake Cartel aka Baba Rahman to the left of us.

*Disasi & Badiashille

Prime Asier Del Horno vs Lionel Messi type performance.

 

[dermott]

Oi, nothing can go wrong with @All Barco no bite and me at the heart of our defense! We're completely in tune with each other.

Oppo streaming forward, he'll hand you the baby to burp.

 

[Valerie]

Oppo streaming forward, he'll hand you the baby to burp.

I don't know anything about babies, he'll hand over Mini Barco (OMG and Barco is tiny to begin with!) at his peril.

 

[dermott]

I don't know anything about babies, he'll hand over Mini Barco (OMG and Barco is tiny to begin with!) at his peril.

Put a towel over your shoulder to catch the puke, rest Barco over your shoulder, pat vigorously on the back.

 

[dermott]

I hope @Sconnie Blue can run. I can't.

 

[Valerie]

Put a towel over your shoulder to catch the puke, rest Barco over your shoulder, pat vigorously on the back.

I will do no such thing with any Barco. Somebody on the bench should step up.

 

[Scott]

You wouldn't be saying that if you knew my height

Chopper was only 5'8".

 

[dermott]

Chopper was only 5'8".

You need to lift your game, pal. @erskblue can't hit the backside of a banjo with a cow up top. We need you.

 

[Valerie]

Clearly the defense is not the problem....

 

[Scott]

You need to lift your game, pal. @erskblue can't hit the backside of a banjo with a cow up top. We need you.

I'm only 6'4" but with a very dodgy knee.

 

[Valerie]

I'm only 6'4" but with a very dodgy knee.

Excellent material, you're just what we're looking for.

 

[dermott]

I'm only 6'4" but with a very dodgy knee.

Meh. A knee transplant and you'll be knocking 'em in like Joshua Zirkzee.