The Storyboard

[Mod]

It takes me many minutes of thinking when I should be working, to get together a storyboard! All in good time!

 

[loz]

Mod got over excited at the return of the story board and rushed out for supplies

Geezer wondered why Mod was wasting his money. 'You should try one of these mate' he said. 'I have been using them for years. First off they are recyclable, secondly the ladies love the friction and best of all they fit like a glove.'

G4 mocked Geezer mercilessly. 'Call that protection! This is what you need'

'Me and my mates in the topology class have been indulging in Risk for years now and I have never ever got a girl pregnant - damn fine contraception!'

 

[moi]

Mrs Geezer couldn't decide what to cook for the old man's tea.

Traditional English?

Naa, too many calories.

fancy French moules marinières?

Naaa, sod it, too much hassle.

So she found something she'd prepared earlier.

 

[moi]

Geezer decided it was time he went for an eye test, so that he could see what it was that Mrs G was dishing up.

His sight vastly improved by the motivational eye-test picture, he strolled forth to see what totty he could find.

His luck was in.

Alas, Mrs Geezer was doing her shopping and spotted him flirting outrageously with the young beauty.

Geezer will think twice before straying again. But his rear is protected by the force.