Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread

[Remodez]

Fantastic goal, made it look so easy.

 

[Zeta]

Whereas for us he made everything look so difficult.

 

[Uxanga]

That's baffling. That was not an easy goal. He is basically taking the piss.

 

[robdog]

just a reminder of what Torres did w/ us

 

[Jezz]

Good to see Torres performing well at Atletico Madrid! I harbour no grudges for his failures here so it's good to see him doing well back in Spain.

Hopefully for his sake he can keep it up. 

 

[rourkem]

Next time will be a different one I hope.

 

[Jonty]

I cannot think of anything worse than getting drawn vs Atletico in the next round of the CL and him scoring a goal that knocks us out.

And I wouldn't even bet against it happening given how ridiculous this entire saga has been.

 

[PloKoon13]

I cannot think of anything worse than getting drawn vs Atletico in the next round of the CL and him scoring a goal that knocks us out.

And I wouldn't even bet against it happening given how ridiculous this entire saga has been.

Well if Jon Stead can do it...

 

[just]

Only a sub for them tonight.

Still looks an incredibly poor footballer.

Sorry.

 

[icecoolguy22]

why was that not a goal? which rule did he break there? Poor guy couldn't even score a tap in that counts.

 

[PloKoon13]

Only a sub for them tonight.

Still looks an incredibly poor footballer.

Sorry.

We have allowed some absolutely toss players score against us over the last couple of seasons though: Jon Stead, Frazier Campbell, Jozy Altidore, Marouane Chamakh, Victor Anichebe, even bloody Eddie Johnson in pre-season!

 

[CFCBlue12]

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/560143/Chelsea-Jose-Mourinho-Needs-Cash-To-Win-Says-Fernando-Torres

Woah.

 

[ForeverCarefree]

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/560143/Chelsea-Jose-Mourinho-Needs-Cash-To-Win-Says-Fernando-Torres

Woah.

Looks to me that his comments have been spun to make a nice little sensationalist headline.

Nothing new there then.

 

[dkw]

Talk about the headline not fitting the story, our media are such scummy bar stewards.

 

[CFCCAN]

And we are still talking about him because?...............he's gone, he's history, he was tits for most of the time he was here. Why do we want to keep this thread open?? ....just saying

 

[Nibs]

Scored one of the shoot out penalties which saw Athletico go through last night. I'm pleased for him.

 

[Chelsbear]

Scored one of the shoot out penalties which saw Athletico go through last night. I'm pleased for him.

Was a great penalty too. I was convinced he’d miss it but composed himself well.

I can’t help but like Torres… it’s a shame he lost the edge he once had and we never got the best of him, I find him hard to dislike.

I’m not a fan of his new hair style mind!

 

[PloKoon13]

Scored a great penalty last night, but was otherwise awful. It was much the same story as when he played for us, no real killer instinct, always looking to drift wide, constantly offside, etc...

 

[Scott Harris]

Scored a great penalty last night, but was otherwise awful. It was much the same story as when he played for us, no real killer instinct, always looking to drift wide, constantly offside, etc...

And his hair is more ridiculous than it's even been

 

[NorthernMonkey]

Anyone see "2 Tribes" today? Was funny.

The final question was on Premier League goal scorers.

"Which of the following has scored over 100 Premier League goals:

Fernando Torres

Gareth Bale

Frank Lampard

Wayne Rooney

Well to me it was obvious, at it would be to most here..... Frank and Wayne had, the others hadn't.

They contestant said: "well, Torres couldn't hit a barn door".........

That did it for me