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ddrblue said:
i tell you who will know the whole song 'fat c**h' i put my last dollar on itshe must know every song going from year zonk.
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She is quite the encyclopedia isn't she? I have spent a great deal of time just listening to her list off one song after another. Sadly most of the time it was over one too many pints which blurs the memory.

Cath is a legend and a damn good friend.

 
last time i saw cath was at the away CL game against CSKA moscow

the game must have been played 30mins and cfc were 1 goal up but there was still

loads of chelsea outside turnstyle not able to get in

it seemed all the chelsea locked out had match tickets to get in which did not help matters

but when you saw the amount of russian army on duty you just went with the flow and did

not make too much fuss

turns out some travel rep from the company that flew most of chelsea fans out there was stood at a turnstyle

shouting 'if you came on this tour company you can get in via this turnstyle'

when i say get in you had to limbo in under the turnstyle....to which cath did to the amazment of all and sundry,its fare

to say even the russian army took a backwards step whilst there mouths were wide open.

you could not make it up

 
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Hahaha brilliant.

And so her dedication and downright Chelsea-ness is highlighted yet again.

Always on tour with us in the States whenever the squad visits.

 
ddrblue said:
first post so will get it off me chest....heard this tune in late 1980's in the adelaide pub,thats now gone.'we all went to wembley one fine day in may

a crowd of supporeters all happy and gay,

and when it was over and when it was done

man utd beat benfica by four goals to one.

the first was scored when bobby out jumped the rest

their second was scored by a wee georgie best,

the stretford end shouted but I NEVER DID

and the third was scored by a young brian kidd.

the stretford end shouted for more and for more

so booby obliged them by making it four,

the team to remmember the team to recall

the great man utd the pride of them all.

they came down to chelsea in 75

and thye filled up the north stand the shed and the sides

but chelsea were a many to many to ruck

and the famous man utd got battered to fcuk.'

thats about all i can recall,there was a bit more about 'all going upto manchester in 78

and the whole of manchester were lying in wait'

its the end part i cant get,sure some bugger can fill in missing lines

soryy for any bad spelling as i have fat fingers
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Thanks for that haven't seen/heard it for a while . I was in a bar in Stockholm in 98 and Matthew Hardings son sang the above word for word before the game top day ...........

 
Blue Celery said:
Hahaha brilliant.And so her dedication and downright Chelsea-ness is highlighted yet again.

Always on tour with us in the States whenever the squad visits.
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tell you what fella i was on a chelsea lads stag do in mid 1990's,it was a four day piss up in magaluff

thursday,friday,saturday,sunday back to blighty on the monday.

there was 53 chelsea lads present on this stag do and to my amazment cath turned up on her own steam

i know there is a cause to chelsea football club but this took that cause a step higher,as high as you can go i say.

the rest of the chelsea lads just took it in their stride and did not give her too much stress about it.

 
Chelsea Boys we are Here ---Woh ---Woh

Chelsea Boys we are Here ---Woh ---Woh

Chelsea Boys we are Here

*ha* your women and drink your beer

Woh oh --- oh Woh Woh Woh

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Get into em -- Get into em -- Get into em -- :blush:

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Youll never make the station-- Youll never make the station

 
havent gone thu all the thread so soory if there are repeats..v man city.......LEE BUMS BELL>>>>BELL BUMS LEE>>>>LEE N BELL BUM SUMMERBEE....WIV A KNICK KNACK PADDYWACK GIVE THE DOG A BONE >>WHY DONT CITY f**k OFF HOME

E FOR B N GEORGIE BEST

YOU CAN STICK YOUR f**kIN HAMMERS >>STICK YOUR f**kIN HAMMERS >>STICK YOUR f**kIN HAMMERS UP YOUR ARSE>>>>>>SIDEWAYS

ARSENAL HAVE RADFORD N PALACE HAVE QUEEN>>WEST HAM HAVE GEOFF HURST N TOTTENHAM GILZEAN>>BUT CHELSEA HAVE OSGOOD N HE IS THE KING>>>N ALSO KEITH WELLER THE KING OF THE WING

n many more

 
I’m a tad young for remembering many of these songs but as for the long song mentioned above I seem to recall that one being amongst a series of song lyric articles printed in the Chelsea Independent fanzine sometime in the mid nineties. It’ll still be in my folks loft somewhere – I’ll dig it out sometime.

Anyway, off the top of my head I think the last verse after the “They came down to Chelsea in 75†verse went something like;

We went to Old Trafford in ’78,

The whole of Manchester was lying in wait,

But Chelsea went mental,

Cos we had our pride,

And the whole of Manchester f**kin died.

I think that it still sung today sometimes but I’ve always loved the “We are the famous, the famous Chelsea clap clap clap clapâ€

 
500 millwall were laying dead

just coz they tried to take the chelsea shed

come in the morning and they come at night

dont come at all if u cannot fight

wo wo wo wo chelsea shed

wo wo wo wo chelsea shed

also....once there was a battle there

in mill in millwall

least 5000 chelsea there

in mill in millwall

all the millwall gathered round

in mill in millwall

chelsea battered them into the grou.ou.ound

in millwall

 
This was a friendlly warming one:-

Hit em on the head ---

Hit em on the head ---

Hit em on the head with a baseball bat

oh yeh oh yeh

 
There was also

chelsea boys we r ere wo o wo o

chelsea boys we r ere wo o wo o

chelsea boys we r ere

shag your women n drink your beer

 
I remember getting drunk one night with a group of lads who were all born and bred World's Enders, the pub was the Magpie and Stump on Kings Road if I remember correctly. They had a song that mentioned being the Kings Road Boys but that's all I can remember, anyone shed a light?

 
Anyone remember this?

I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger

I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger,

I wanna live a life of danger.

I wanna beat Spurs every week,

I wanna chase 'em down the streets.

Here's to the girl who I like best,

Every night I suck her breasts.

Shag her standing,

Shag her lying,

If she had wings,

I'd shag her flying.

Now shes dead.

Not forgotten,

dig her up,

Shag her rotten

oooooooooh... Chelsea

oooooooooh... Chelsea

 
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Carshalton Blue said:
Anyone remember the "I wanna be an air force ranger, i wanna be filled with danger?.......... ect

Some of the words include about digging up a dead girlfriend, "dig her up shag her rotten, woooha Chel sea woooha Che lsea? :unsure:

Cant for the life of me remember the full verse :unsure:
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I wanna be a air force ranger,

I wanna live a life of danger,

I wanna be a scuba diver,

I wanna be a 69'er.

Here's to the girl that I love best,

Every night I suck her breast,

Shag her standing,

Shag her lying,

If she had wings,

I'd shag her flying,

Now she's dead,

Not forgotten

Dig 'er up,

Shag 'er rotten,

Woah oh oh, Chelsea, Chelsea, I'd walk a miliion miles for one of your goals....

 
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I wanna be a air force ranger,

I wanna live a life of danger,

I wanna be a scuba diver,

I wanna be a 69'er.

Here's to the girl that I love best,

Every night I suck her breast,

Shag her standing,

Shag her lying,

If she had wings,

I'd shag her flying,

Now she's dead,

Not forgotten

Dig 'er up,

Shag 'er rotten,

Woah oh oh, Chelsea, Chelsea, I'd walk a miliion miles for one of your goals....
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Thats the one i always remembered, i edited my original post after googling the words & found the above lyrics.

Do you know where/when the song started? i think i first heard it at Everton away late 80's early 90s?

 
The only time I recall hearing that sung at a match was at Oldham in the early nineties. I recall there was a fraca with the police as it was being sung. That doesn't help trace it's origin but I thought I'd share that hazy memory anyway.

 
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