Well, Bournemouth is a BIT of a hovel. There's some nice bits (the beach, er,................um, I think that might be it) but come on, not even a life-long Bournemouth resident like you can say that the centre with the vast swathes of bedsits and benefit B&Bs is plush, can you?
I just looked up head to head results, didn't matter to me if it was Premier League or not, it was competitive matches. the actual results were
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Match
Result
Score
Competition
03 Sep 1988
AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea
W
1-0
League Division Two
25 Mar 1989
Chelsea v AFC Bournemouth
L
2-0
League Division Two
28 Nov 1989
AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea
L
2-3
Zenith Data Systems Cup
21 Sep 1994
Chelsea v AFC Bournemouth
L
1-0
League Cup
04 Oct 1994
AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea
L
0-1
League Cup
05 Dec 2015
Chelsea v AFC Bournemouth
W
0-1
Premier League
23 Apr 2016
AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea
L
1-4
Premier League
26 Dec 2016
Chelsea v AFC Bournemouth
L
3-0
Premier League
08 Apr 2017
AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea
L
1-3
Premier League
28 Oct 2017
AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea
L
0-1
Premier League
20 Dec 2017
Chelsea v AFC Bournemouth
L
2-1
League Cup
31 Jan 2018
Chelsea v AFC Bournemouth
W
0-3
Premier League
So, if you want to be pedantic, 2 out of 6 in the Premier League, with an aggregate score of 11 - 6. In the Premier League. Because we all know football only began when the Premier League started. Oh, and none out of four in any cups. Interestingly, not a draw to be seen. Gonna be 0-0 at the weekend then.
I love it when the little teams get all excited because they beat one of the top teams. QPR, Palace and Tottenham release a DVD if they get a corner against us, never mind actually winning. Be careful you don't start sounding like those muppets, and don't ignore the state of our team at the time. Oh, and one other thing to add into your bragging. You only scored 3, Watford, yes f**king Watford, scored 4 against us in the same week. To be honest, I'd have had money on my walking five-a-side team beating Chels at that moment.