Its his thing, make things up they can be furious, at the thing they just made up...its so weird.I’ve never seen another poster even come close to how you completely make up scenarios of doom and despair.
Alonso has to be seen as a big positive if appointed. Our managers since Tuchel have divided the support. Alonso will have the vast majority of the support right behind his appointment and will clearly have insisted on a level of control he is comfortable with.
There’s stuff in my fridge with a longer shelf life than CFC managersInteresting ... "Manager of the Men's Team"
Welcome Shabby. Good luck son. You're going to need it LOL
Still probably best not to eat that though LOLThere’s stuff in my fridge with a longer shelf life than CFC managers
Well, whatever he is, if our "project ' remains basically the same , nothing much will change at our club.I'm honestly wondering, is he a top appointment?
As a player yes a top career, excellent. As a manager though what makes him a top manager?
Good appointment on face value but I still have huge concerns at ownership and DoF level ... have they really changed strategy, or is Alonso just the next scapegoat, albeit one with a better CV ?
I would like to see some board room accountability (i.e. sackings) for the sh*t show season we've just had, but suspect that will all be brushed under the carpet now. The annual "review" process will probably just throw darts at Maresca and Rosenior.
Even if they did that though, the post we all saw yesterday setting out the responsibilities of each seemed to me a clear message that Winstanley and Stewart are safe in their armour plated cocoon. It looked to me that they have clearly identified who may be offered up as sacrifice. Fallows is the new kid on the block but if I were Sam Jewell I'd be refreshing my LinkedIn page.Good appointment on face value but I still have huge concerns at ownership and DoF level ... have they really changed strategy, or is Alonso just the next scapegoat, albeit one with a better CV ?
I would like to see some board room accountability (i.e. sackings) for the sh*t show season we've just had, but suspect that will all be brushed under the carpet now. The annual "review" process will probably just throw darts at Maresca and Rosenior.
Just praying now that he doesn't see the neanderthal Jordan Henderson as the experience we need. Or any other of those sh*te scouse players come to that.A surprisingly competent get by the club, with an added bonus that its made the scouse muck cry....
I bet they will be wincing every time they read the word manager against Alonso's name in the media.Even if they did that though, the post we all saw yesterday setting out the responsibilities of each seemed to me a clear message that Winstanley and Stewart are safe in their armour plated cocoon. It looked to me that they have clearly identified who may be offered up as sacrifice. Fallows is the new kid on the block but if I were Sam Jewell I'd be refreshing my LinkedIn page.
sh*t flows downhill as they say ...Even if they did that though, the post we all saw yesterday setting out the responsibilities of each seemed to me a clear message that Winstanley and Stewart are safe in their armour plated cocoon. It looked to me that they have clearly identified who may be offered up as sacrifice. Fallows is the new kid on the block but if I were Sam Jewell I'd be refreshing my LinkedIn page.
Even if they did that though, the post we all saw yesterday setting out the responsibilities of each seemed to me a clear message that Winstanley and Stewart are safe in their armour plated cocoon. It looked to me that they have clearly identified who may be offered up as sacrifice. Fallows is the new kid on the block but if I were Sam Jewell I'd be refreshing my LinkedIn page.
He's bound to day this, but ...Even if they did that though, the post we all saw yesterday setting out the responsibilities of each seemed to me a clear message that Winstanley and Stewart are safe in their armour plated cocoon. It looked to me that they have clearly identified who may be offered up as sacrifice. Fallows is the new kid on the block but if I were Sam Jewell I'd be refreshing my LinkedIn page.
Let's see these words back up by actions, BlueCo.Xabi Alonso appointed Chelsea managerChelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the men’s team.![]()
The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four‑year contract at Stamford Bridge.
One of the most respected figures in the modern game, Alonso arrives at Chelsea having already experienced coaching at the highest level of European football with Real Madrid and Bayer Leverkusen, where he led the German club to the first league title in their history.
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Xabi Alonso guided Bayer Leverkusen to a historic unbeaten Bundesliga title in 2023/24
His appointment reflects the Club’s belief in his broad set of experiences, coaching quality and game model, leadership attributes, character and integrity, which were key to the decision to ask him to help lead the next phase of Chelsea’s journey.
He is regarded not only as an outstanding football coach, but also as a proven leader and partner across a number of areas essential to the demands of driving the team.
On his appointment, Xabi said: ‘Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club.
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Xabi Alonso enjoyed an illustrious playing career, winning 17 trophies for club and country, including the 2010 World Cup
‘From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies.
‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies.’
Chelsea Football Club looks forward with confidence to the next phase in collaboration with Xabi, united in the determination to bring success to Stamford Bridge, a hallmark of the Club’s history and future.
Still probably best not to eat that though LOL
I have some lemon curd in my fridge from 14 years ago, my ex girlfriend made it for me. I send her a picture of it once a year..There’s stuff in my fridge with a longer shelf life than CFC managers